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How Hollywood can make nearly anything appear real with enough talented graphic artists http://player.vimeo.com/video/34678075?title=0& Should keep you amused for a little while.

The VOODOO PENIS A Florida businessman was getting ready to go on a long business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied. He went to a sex shop and explained his situation. The man there said, 'Well, I don't know that I have anything that will keep her occupied for so many weeks, except...the Voodoo Penis!' The husband said 'The what'? The man repeated 'The Voodoo Penis’ and pulled out what seemed to be an ordinary dildo. The husband laughed, and said, 'It looks like a dildo!' The man then pointed to the door and said, 'Voodoo Penis, door!' The penis rose out of its box, darted over to the door and started pounding the keyhole. …

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One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars, a lot cheaper than a doctor." So Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Wal-Mart. He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the co…

I currently have a Yamaha aerox R and i have just put some new power reeds in the revalves and i have gone off the clock on flat land just about 65 but i would like to go faster what other mods can i do ~??????????

A bit of a rant really. I am sure this will not make some people happy but there seem to be more and more people wanting and selling in posts outside the proper parts of the forum! I understand that you need to pay a membership fee to post there but it seems to me that people are posting threads and just happen to mention that "they want a xxx" or "they just happen to have a yyy for sale" or "have lots of spare parts for a zzz" Personally I would like to see these type of posts edited as it devalues all of us who have paid the cash. Well I did say some of you would be p*ssed off. End of rant.

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females use a date-rape-drug on the market called ' Beer' . The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large kegs.. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several Beers , men will often succumb to th…

My "thats a sh1t" post, oh well!!

I thought you might like to read this letter to the editor ~ ever notice how some people just seem to know how to write a letter?. This one sure does! This was written by a Canadian woman, but oh how it also applies to the U.S., U.K. Australia & NZ THIS ONE PACKS A FIRM PUNCH Here is a woman who should run for Prime Minister! Written by a housewife in New Brunswick , to her local newspaper. This is one ticked off lady. 'Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001 and have continually threatened to do so since? Were people from all over the world, no…

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A piognant line there from the Prime minister, could the right honourable 'member' explain why his Government are still completing 'tasks in incopetence' below is a new logo for the 'Office of Government Commerce', this has been commisioned from a company who's founder was a former Artistic editor for 'the Viz'--a bloody comic for fuxake, , his company dont pay any tax here cos their in bloody French France, and he's a tax exile it cost £85,000 of public money for this In the design spec these are to be hung on horizontal flag poles in Westminster tilt your head to the left and have a look at them someone's havin a 'Turkish baff…

hey peeps im currently away in scotland for a week with "work", and so far ive been mountaineering, cross country skiing and have a 2-day expedition tomorrow!, thought i'd share my pics with y'all, but seeing as there are around 80 of them i will just link to my FB account http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3414971&id=526263960#/album.php?aid=142426&id=526263960 enjoy peeps, more pics to come

"WELL DONE" they certainly are!!! You never saw this in the UK Morning Papers did you? Copper thieves were trying to pull a 13,800 volt live cable out of a conduit. Note the bolt cutter and the copper wire on the ground. WELL DONE - both of them Still they wont do it again!!!!!!

A nice day at Paisley Uni watching my wifes graduation, BSc in Adult Nursing Oh, and the MOvember 'tache is coming along nicely, eh

I dont think I will mess with a lorry !!! READ THE STORY FIRST IF YOU ARE SQUEMISH, DO NOT LOOK. This proves you should not F around with truck drivers.. This fine upstanding member of the infamous 18th Street LA gang decided one day that he would try to car-jack a semi truck at gun point .The gangster jumped up on the driver side, while the truck was in motion, and stuck a gun in the drivers face. The only problem was that the truck driver opened up the door and knocked the attempted Thief off. He lost his balance and fell under the wheels of the truck. At which time the driver slammed on his brakes,…

The welsh mining industry looks set for a cone-back. Thev"ve found some COPPER in snowdonia