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i know those of you up'nath wont see this as a big deal, but down her 6 foot snow drift are rare as rockin horse dung. my mate who rides a divvy has a jeep today we went up onto the hills near bristol, his jeep amazed me going up icy 1:4 inclines check out these pics, iv never seen the area like this: btw im the guy covered in snow, after i dived into a snow drift!

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parents home for their first night together. in the morning Johnny, Fred's little brother gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies "no". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think? His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school". Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mum, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies "no." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mum replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After …

Ok - i watch this - only cos there is naff all else dominating prime time telly on a saturday night. Now, this is aimed at those that DO watch it - im not asking for any "i dont watch that shite" posts because they are totally irrelevant, and that will just prove that you DO watch the X Factor, you just want people to think you're tough cos ya dont *snigger* Anywhooo - Diana Vickers...... My god what is wrong with that girl? She sounds like a strangled cat!!! I cannot STAND to hear her "sing". She is THE worst contestant ever. Yet the judges are bleating about how fantastic she is cos she is "quirky". QUIRKY? If you want quirky come meet some of OUR members! One…

--- The Zipper As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg With a little sm…

I went to a Roger Moore/James Bond party last night, and for a laugh I went as Sean Connery. It certainly raised a few eyebrows.

Have you noticed it, the bikes and bikers that have been hiding from the winter have started coming out into the daylight again. Had one on thursday, i gave a cheeery wave sat there coverd in months of winter shite and he looked at me with 'Why don't you buy a proper bike' written all over his face, then wobbled off on his 2 yr old R6 with his matching romper suit. Twat. I don't know why but that really spoilt my afternoon. I have noticed it several times now i think about it, i have overtaken a couple of these sunshine warriors on the slow bends into the village ON THE DT FER CRISAKES. I got the nescafe wave the last time, why? Wasn't speeding or dangerous. …

I've just recieved this email, wow, I feel so happy that I'm now a rich man........ I am sure this mail would come to you as a surprise since we have never met before and you would also be asking why I have decided to chose you amongst the numerous internet users in the world. I cannot say why I have chosen you but don't be bothered about this, for I come in peace and something positive, which will affect your life and the lives of others for good. The internet has made the world global villages where you can reach anybody you have not met before. Before I proceed, I am Mother Emily Olivier, 87 Years old and the wife of Late Sir Jack man Olivier who died in a Plan…

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money & guns. Inside, he finds a young couple lying in bed. He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain.....do whatever he tells you. Satisfy…

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? My god they need th…

Things you'll never hear a wife say I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored, let's shave my pussy! Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates? That fart was great! Do another one! I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house. You're so sexy with a hangover. I'd rather play Virtua Fighter than go shopping. Let's start subscribing to Penthouse. Would you like to see a video of me going down on my girlfriend? Just for a change, can we try anal sex tonight? I really like football, can you take me to a game. You'd better drive. You're far safer than I am and besides, everyone knows women can't drive. Act…

I'll swallow it all, I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored, let's shave my pussy! Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates? That fart was great! Do another one! I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house. You're so sexy with a hangover. I'd rather play Virtua Fighter than go shopping. Let's start subscribing to Penthouse. Would you like to see a video of me going down on my girlfriend? Just for a change, can we try anal sex tonight? I really like football, can you take me to a game. You'd better drive. You're far safer than I am and besides, everyone knows women can't drive. Actually we shouldn't have been given the …

Think about it --------------------------------- I had amnesia once - or twice. Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous. If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them. Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a motorway. Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. Experience is the thing you have left when everything else i…

WHY DOES IT HAVE BIG ADVERTS NOW, LAME. if you click on them then the forum gets money, so i guess it isnt to bad, just abit tacky. anyone used the feedback button?

This is insane, but I really want a go!

There is only one answer???.. Driving Test Question You are riding along a two lane road with a NO OVERTAKING sign, and come upon a slower bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass? Which is the correct choice? Scroll down... Why take the chance?

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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!! we cannot have this sort of thing flaring up again, this post has been MODDED for the benefit of ALL our members, regardless of what other forums they frequent, this sort of posting will NOT be tolerated. The MODS.

My wife called me yesterday & said that Chunk our pet chocolate lab had all the symptoms of canine bloat she'd got him to the vets but it wasn't looking good she was sitting outside the surgery in tears waiting for the results of the xray bye the time i got there the Vet was coming out to speak to her, turned out it wasn't what she feared but wasn't much better, when they showed us the xray and pointed out what I assumed was his stomach was in fact a tumor about the size of a rugby ball they couldn't tell what organ it was until they operated best case scenario would be it was his spleen anything else they said it would be kinder not to wake him from the opp. We we…

- More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. - Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realise you're wrong. - I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and sticks when they've invented the lighter? - Have you ever been walking down the street and realised that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and wa…