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Guy takes his missus on a ride around Ireland, he's loving the roads but his missus is all fed up and wants to go to a pub and warm up. Fed up of her whinging, he pulls over and tells her to put her leather jackert on back to front, reasoning that the wind won't get through the zip and she would feel warmer. So he sets of again, the next pub is about 10 miles away he reckons, so decides to thrash it to get there quickly and so shut her whinging up. He's loving the twisties, getting his knee down and really enjoying himself...in fact it feels like she's not even there. Very soon he's at the pub carpark, pulls up and turns to his missus, challenging her to say that wa…

ordered a lot of new parts for my carb this week. wouldnt you know it, right before the package is due to arrive i break my upper throttle cable. the place i ordered from has the replacement kit, but the bottom cable has two listings and only one part. it has a listing for the 175a and the 175b any difference? as they only have one tickbox to order that part. all i need is the upper cable anyhow. because i bought an aftermarket cable splitter tube should i buy both parts? or does anybody know where i can just buy a plain old cable. please help.

Test Your Brain This is really cool. ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST (I love this part.. Its absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY 'F's? Count them again. WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 'F's before you scroll down. The reasoning behind this is further down. The brain cannot process "OF". F INISHED F ILES ARE THE RE SULT OFYEARS OFSCIENTI F IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OFYEA…

Well i am completly pi$$ed off i just remembered :evil: Today i realised that one of my ba$tard little brothers have scratched my rear panel on my bike getting his stupid bike out the garage! :evil: Their poxy bikes shouldnt even be in there! We have a 20x30ft shed they can keep there bloody bikes in :evil: What makes it worse is the fact that the rear panels were only just resprayed a few weeks ago, and it needs to be redone now as it has gone through to the plastic :evil: :evil: :evil:

read the buyers reviews almost believable i suppose amazon product review

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Well i have finally found a set of Z bars for the bobber and at a fantastic price of £51 rather than the normal £98+ the only thing is that is was on the American Amazon site. Not a problem as i have ordered things from America before with no probs at all. BUT NO!!!!!!!!! not this it, i cant have these bars as i dont live in the US of A. (im not slagging you guys off before you say) I mean in today's society and all that bollocks surely we can all send money from one another and send a box across the pond? its not that hard. So i thought ok i will just go on the UK Amazon...........................HA! Dont do them plus the ones they do, do are in excess of £100 plus…

Dont look if your sqeemish or having your dinner........... http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

I finally gave in, and yesterday I purchased the latest Ron Howard release of Dan Browns Angels and Demons on DVD. Now, I like the Dan Brown books, I like how they blur the line between fact and fiction, I like how, to the uneducated, they can appear as truth and I like how he strings the story together. It's just a bit of escapism that centres around some stuff that I find quite interesting. So, why did Ron Howard find it neccassary to take huge chunks of pertinent subtext from the film ? and why change perfectly well written endings for key characters? And why, no really WHY, was the Hassasin a White Amreican? what the hell was wrong with the large dark sk…

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. .............. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered, saying "Hello." I politely said, "This is David. Could I please speak with Robert Campbell?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f*kin number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robert's correct number to call him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the la…

I was doing some experiments in the laboratory the other day. I dipped a gazelle in some Nitric acid - it melted but nothing too exciting happened. I sprinkled shrimps into Sulphur - they got burnt slightly, but it wasn't that spectacular. I then dropped a Panda into some Ammonia - suddenly, there was pandemonium everywhere!

Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vagina gel that women can rub on their flaps! So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well! However, anti-drink campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hr minge drinking !!

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest." The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here." The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he say…

Actual call center conversations! Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; Can you help?' Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?' Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.' Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.' +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Samsung Electronics Caller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?' Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.' Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to un…

watch what you buy from the scum that lurk on Ebay! Spent £50 for a penis enlarger. Bastards sent a magnifying glass....

Hi everyone. im getting myself a little satnav and would like it to be able to charge from my bike whilst im riding. i can use the satnavs' mini USB port to supply the power (5Vdc), and because maplins sell the individual connectors i can make an adapter without much of a problem. BUT. my bike uses a 6V regulated supply for the indicators and brake light, would i be able to run a second wire from the Positive terminal on my 6Vdc battery, drop it through a 5Vdc regulator to the USB plug and then run a common ground from the USB plug and the regulator to the negative terminal on the battery, with an on/off switch on the handlebars i was aiming for a…

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the fook'n height of this flagpole, but we don't have a fook'n ladder.' The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches... Then, she walked off. Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the fook'n height and she gives us the fook'n length.'

I just got back from Birmingham where I helped my daughter move house yet again, after several hours of humping bumping cursing and sweating we finally got all of her worldy possessions loaded into the hired van, then for the fun bit, I had to drive this big clapped out van (it was big and it was very cheap ) through the city centre to get to some place that even the sat nav couldn't find, luckily my daugter new where she was going so I just followed, of couse we got seperated a few times at some of the many traffic lights and so on but finally got there. Unfortuantly it was a very narrow road so I managed to block quite a few of the neighbours cars in their drives, of c…

Dear Wife, You will sure understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18-year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight. Honestly, Your Husband.X ..... Reply by the wife: My Dear Husband, I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform yo…

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,** **'Hello?'** **'Hi honey.** **This is Daddy.** **Is Mommy near the phone?'** **'No, Daddy.** **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'** **After a brief pause,** **Daddy says,** **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'** **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,** **Right now.'** Brief Pause. **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.** **Put the phone down o…