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I'm in the money..... I'm in the money....... From Zenith Bank RE: YOUR PAYMENT NOTIFICATION From: Mr. Tony Elumelu Remittance Manager Zenith Bank of Nigeria. Attention: Beneficiary, This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract inheritance file presented on my desk, and I found out that you have not received your payment due to your lack of co-operation and not fulfilling the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract /inheritance payment. After the board meeting held at our headquarters and also with the approval from the ministry of finance Nigeria, we concluded to send you an ATM card which gives you access …

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grew up with Hot Chocolate, especially as they played them at the traveling Fairs that came into town

another Legend dies

I got offered a fight today on my way to work by an ejit in a car because I filtered past him [he was stationary] at traffic lights. He was wanting me to pull over for a fight then was shouting he'd find out where I live and come and get me... ! Not to worry, I gave him a two fingered wave as I drove off. Wish I'd have got his reg. no. as I'd have reported him. I guess he may recognise my bike if I come across him on way to work again?? Not sure how filtering past someone can irritate someone so much?

Hi, folks. I'm 58 years old and have ridden since I was 15. Many times, I've seen people take a perfectly-good motorcycle (or car) and try to make it do more, costing them a lot of money in the process. Here's my 2 cents worth: 1. Roadliner performance: If it's not fast or quick enough for you, get a V-Max! 2. Roadliner stock exhaust: If it's not LOUD enough for you, have your hearing checked! Ahhh, I feel a little better, now. Thanks for letting me vent.

Dunno if any of you go to these events (me, im a die hard rally-goer!), but this years 25th Anniversary Rock and Blues Custom Show has been cancelled. Further info HERE

for the Tom Selleck waterfall sandwich award, this goes to.......drum roll.... this crap

Gonna be a nice day and if your in or around Bolton, North west. My kids are playing in a free music festival. they are on at 15:15 at Queens Park. Bolton get active on at the same time which makes a great afternoon out! https://www.facebook.com/events/186032738193491/

bet you can't walk all of it? click on picture for web site

Really enjoying this on TV what he lacks in ability he makes up for in pure grit, you gotta give the guy credit for taking this on and sticking with it (so far) every inch of him must be in pain and by day three don't think I would want to go on. Brilliant TV hope he makes it to the finish.

Levul 4... Matt's gone for beer. Ducks are in the river, life is goud

The post Office has just recalled their latest stamps. They had pictures of Man United players on them and people couldn't work out which side to spit on.

ROYAL WEDDING MUG ??? spot the mistake ???!!!!

Hi All, I'm new here. Just purchased a 1981 RS 125 and I need all the info I can get for a proper restoration especially the engine. Any help is greatly appreciated, regards Mark

Sales of condoms in Australia have plummeted today,when the England rugby squad proved, that to f**k 15 Aussies you only need one Jonny!

Ok this is putting him on the spot but hey what are we here for. Foamy has chucked the fags and mentioned a marathon. Tommy XS and i both said we'd throw in with 50p a mile. Anybody else who wants in........ IMPORTANT BIT Foamy has not agreed to run anywhere im just after incentive and testing response. If he tells me to take a running jump so be it. Foamy edit: check out my page to donate peeps

:cry: Just when we thought we were getting over Bee Gee Maurice Gibb's death, > another shattering blow. What with all the sadness and trauma going on > in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very > important person which almost went unnoticed last week. > Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully > at age 93. > The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. > They put his left leg in......... and then the trouble started. :oops:

I dont think I've ever been so angry! Just left work last night around 10.15, dark/drizzling rain/wet road, road bends around to the left, noticed a child on the offside pavement (about 11-12 I reckon) knelt down on one knee looking directly across the road. As I moved around the bend, the nearside pavement come more into view to reveal another youngster on the nearside pavement down on one knee looking across the road at his mate. By now I was around 30 feet away. Eased off (only travelling at around 30 anyway) and applied a touch of brake as not sure what to expect. 20 feet away, both of em pulled hard at the same time as if pulling a rope/cord/line tight across t…

Just got a nice letter from my local constabulary the ******* want £60 from me in exchange for 3 points they have me down for doing 74 in a 60 on an A road my 1st points in 10 years i wldnt mind if i was givin it some welly in or near a built up area but this is a road that runs through open country side and has good clear vision why dont they just call them speed tax vans and be done with it