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49cc, 1 seat, 3 wheels. no its not a robin checkit

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Speed cameras are there for safety reasons not money machines ? this is enough to make your piss boil, speeding rossers getting away they should obey the law unless it is a life threatening situation i reckon,If they speed the should get double points and fines as they should be examples to other motorists merv

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Keep your eyes on the road...and you hands on the wheel. One of the reasons Mummy won't let him become King.

Riding home from work today i had to detour for some bits and pieces from in town. There is a car park and i was waiting at the lights looking down the street and saw a woman in a car waiting to pull out. She had looked right and was concentrating so intently on the traffic from her left she hadn't looked back. The lights changed for me and i moved off, she still hadn't looked round and was creeping foreward very slightly so i pulled up near her door as the traffic open'd and she shot out for the gap, at that point i hit the horn and i thought she was going to have a bloody heart attack. She stalled the car fcuked her gears up, a real brain melt. She said a very sinc…

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and this well you gotta readit http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&cl...39967145468A551 merv

I am really hankering after one of these AGV RP60 - comes with a peak and some snazzy goggles. Any views - apart from not wearing an open face lid?

Dont you just wish someone would invent something to show people behind that their going to turn? ooo like a little flashing light of some sort?! just nearly ran into the back of someone being an arsehole cuming down a hill going about 25 so i had my brakes on lightly to keep my distance and half way down the hill the twat in the car infront decides to rapidly stop and without even indicating decides hmmm i think il turn off here! no warning just managed to get around him without clipping his precious car! then he didnt even relise its a farm road that isnt open to familes on a random outing! i just wish someone would put something on cars etc. to show ther about to …

Nice to see the US finally got the bastard. Wish i had been the US soldier who put some lead through him.

Every day since MAY, I have seen the same news about how Osborne hurt his wrist and may be blah blah blah.... is there no other news out there that has to do with yamahas? or is there no one in charge of new write ups? perhaps they are just not on it? really. i mean. dude. shoot, i would love to see new features there. maybe members rides pictures. or other news stories. just something ELSE. someone has to know. im more curious than anything.

Nearly posted this in Random as it's quite a JOKE. I think the only one who's having a laugh is the seller. http://www.yamahamotorcyclespares.co.uk/spares/epc2.asp?ModelID=9102&pageID=27&m=YAMAHA+YBR125ED+REAR+WHEEL&uid=0 Part no.s; 27, 29 and 31, a bolt, nut and washer. Cost (excl VAT) = £1.22 GBP, go to check out.... VAT added to parts. Enter Norn Iron for shipping address, shipping cost = £13.?? GBP. Add VAT on parts again, aswell as VAT on the shipping, Grand Total = £17.?? GBP Shipping is Royal Mail 1st class. Delivered by Her Maj herself and includes a Knighthood, as if you'd beleive that! Anyway i'll sign orf now, …

Coming down Worsley road on the Gilera and a Citroen pulls over to the left and slows right down, I go round him and at the same time he decides there's a parking space opposite the road and takes me out. Bent the forks, scratched me lovely frame,smashed headlamp etc. luckily I was only doing about 20mph he got away with 2 rubber marks and a busted mirror. I got a broken middle finger when the clutch lever hit the car. At least I got a witness who said it was his fault. me lovely bike

Coming back from dropping some bits up to dirty DT coming round the last bend after a 'spirited trip' home i spy a temporary slippy road sign, odd methinks, go a little easier down to about 40, its a 60 limit decreacing radius bend. Halfway round there is a two foot thick stripe of dry up right across the bloody road about an inch deep. Some dry some as far as i can see wet. No way round it i was thinking about what to aim at for best results from the impending lowside, i went for a dry bit as far as it goes and God knows how but the front slipped and held. I can only think its down to the fact that it had done 60 odd fast miles in the heat hence supersticky and i ran …

Not sure if this is the right forum but is there an owners club decal I can put on my bike?

Does this get me my Barbeque building badge ?

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