Moderator mervin Posted February 3, 2006 Moderator Share Posted February 3, 2006 (edited) . Whats the diffrence between a drug dealer and a hooker A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball Q. Do you know how Cumbrians practice safe sex? A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common? A. They both like a tight seal. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For traction in the mud. Q. What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw. Q. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A. 45 pounds. Q. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A. 45 minutes. Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q. What is the difference between medium and rare? A. Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. _________________ Edited February 3, 2006 by mervin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ashie Posted February 4, 2006 Share Posted February 4, 2006 great sense of humour, had a chuckle at a few of them. think you might have too much time on your hands though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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