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well i was looking at buying a fazer my qoute was £1500.. my friend was going to sell me his kawasaki ninja zx6-r 1998 model for £1000 + it is in mint condition i done a insurance qoute for it and it was £3500 for a years insurance.. this is for a bike that is being stored in a garage with full protection and only used as a weekend toy oh and with a 33bhp restriction due to my age. These qoutes are from the number 1 bennets.. can anybody offer some advice or how i can lower my insurance. its mad paying that kind of price, i have experience with 1000cc bikes with full power, bleh help a friend ? cheers

Renewed my insurance on my bike today, and as the girl on the other end was touting the usual twaddle, she mentioned that I had put down that I garaged my bike overnight , as I was hoping that would bring down the policy a tad, but oh no, it's not as straightforward as that, by garaging the bike, the company means literally putting the bike into the garage every time you come home from a ride out, as opposed to parking it out on the road or even up your driveway,during the daytime, after umming and ahhing with her, she quoted me an extra 25 quid on top of the policy, so that it is covered whilst parked at my house, either up the driveway, or out on the front. The £2 extr…

seen this on another forum and thought it was funny

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An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my…

:-k if there is a god what exactly is he telling us when a fucking rapist can win 7 mill on the lottery :-k :evil: the world is fuckt up man :evil:

wife's snoring's got me up early, so i'm, chasing the web and looksey what I found cool or what?

Groupon are doing a deal to see you cavort on stage

I would rather go to watch the Tour de France for the duration than the week at the IOM. If you had a choice, and could only go to one, which one would it be?

Well peeps, i was hoping that it would be warm and sunny today... but no, its snowing outside... but i decided to venture out to the shed and work on my donkey, the last piece of my jigsaw has arrived (the rear light and number plate holder) and although i have a 2 complete sets of black plastic mudguards i really want some blue ones so that it is as close as possible to my original donkey. also waiting on some plastic sheathing to finish off my wiring loom and a new set of piston rings, but after that it should be all ready for dis-assembly, sandblasting and repainting back to its former glory so what have you all been doing on this fine summers day?...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASO_zypdnsQ

> > > ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION > > > > > > Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The > > > priest asked, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi? > > > Yes, Father it is. > > > And who was the woman you were with? > > > I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. > > > Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may > > > as > > > well tell me now. > > > Was it Tina Minetti? > > > I cannot say. > > > Was it Teresa Volpe? > > > I'll never tell. > > > Was it Nina…

Yep, my trusty thrusty little peashooter decided to go pop about 5 miles from andover, 10 miles away from home in the middle of nowere on a country road. quite happily batting along when it just died almost instantly. so i coasted to the side of the road and spent the next 5 minutes kicking it and running up and down the road. a passer by stopped and lent me his phone to call my dad, and after another 5-10 minutes of hammering the kickstart and running around in the road trying to get it to start it did eventually start up but wouldn't idle. i managed to ride it home with my dad following me in the van, later inspection points to either an electrical fault (explains…

Well peeps, its the weekend! (wooooo!) not only that, but its actually sunny and not windy as fook, so i decided to venture down to bournemouth and get myself an ice cream. i also won one of them flame things that looks a bit like a turd at the arcade so what have you all done with your weekend?, been on any adventures? Also, im officially declaring it tit monday

JACK AND JILL Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side 'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her to put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. 'I told her, 'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I always will.' Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.' Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding, he did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and to…

Was this the original lyrics. For those in amrica the JCB song was a no1 song here in the charts available by internet downloads before xmas, Google it if you wanna here the original, It ws about a kid riding around in his old mans digger, but it think this may have been the original words http://assets.musicradio.com/root/audio/20...56D82A2B6E0.mp3 merv

Jewish Cab Driver A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?" The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady – I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from." The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or ass sweetie, what…

I think this whole Saville thing going on is very bizarre. All of a sudden tens of people are coming forward stating that they knew Jimmy molested young girls. What use is it now he is dead? I think the people who knew about this and let it continiue are as bad as him and responsible for countless acts of abuse for allowing him to continue. I think the problem was Jimmy was so high profile and loved by millions that no one dared to challenge him, and the BBC let it all continue because he generated them millions and boosted their ratings. I have just been reading that John Peel was also a paedo who in fact married a fifteen year old girl in the U.S. Times were very differ…

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