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is it possible to get custom headlights for my 93 yzf750 ? i want something like the halo eyes ... stock lights suck and r dim

Having problems starting my 1991 dt 200 when its cold, Good spark, and fule, any ideas?

G'day..I have see some bikes mine is the 1994fox eyed,aparently labelled yzf600r,the lads in the Uk it's the fzr600r,,are these the same models.I am looking for front rotors and steering bearings..looks like the previous owner had drag raced teh bike,squashing the rivets on the rotors and stuffing up the steering bearings,checking the web for better prices..I was hoping to get some spares/advice here

wish i could afford some of these......sighs http://www.motorsportauctions.com/ (would really love a Metro 6R4 )

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To your area John, 206 miles round trip to Kennoway to pick up a set of £6 fork seals for my auld bike.....Turns out once I'm there I "remembered" I needed other stuff haha. Not long back and the weather stayed dry both ways so a good day out. Nearly cost me a fortune tho' as I stopped off at Triumph Glasgow looking for a cam cover gasket and nearly walked out with a Thruxton. Lucky the parts man arrived back before the salesman got his hooks into me. The same thing almost happened before only this time the wife wasn't there to save me. Luckily the sensible head was on

Do you think he tried to lift too much ? Makes you whince or what !! http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/weightlifter.jpg changed to a link due to nature of picture :wink: gives a new meaning to "split arse" though

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Happy St Patricks day to all from the Emerald Isle

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Just thought I would say Merry Christmas and a Happy new Year to you all, I hope you all have a great time and it all goes well for you. Take care folks and have fun.

Post A nation mourns Looking through some archived files on my computer the other day, I came across some moving tributes from 2002. Excerpts from the Queen Mother's Book of Remembrance "When you think how many more there are to go in her family, it makes you wonder how they have the gall to keep putting us through this”. K. Popovic, Box Hill ------------------- "I had £20 on you going before Princess Margaret. Thanks for nothing, ma'am!" G. S. Humboldt, New Malden -------------------- "I think of the Queen Mum and Princess Diana as our very own Twin Towers. Finally I can once again look the people of New York in the face". L. Ward, Mansfield ------------…

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Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart & strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks. When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully employed. When I spend his cash he won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back & begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never attempt to hit on my friend. Amen. MALE PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphom…

hi all,im fitting a tw125 4 stroke into my husqvarna wr 125 2stroke!i have mant reasons for this here are a few: yamaha motors go forever and are the best,my husky is a massive and a very good looking bike,i dont want to ride anything bigger and only use the bike for summer rides,insurance and road tax are dead cheap,although the huskey is very very quick i dont want the hassel to maintain the engine and mix oil with the fuel........any way now for the question...my husky has an expantion pipe and an alley tail pipe,can i leave the alley back box on when i fit the yamaha engine? thanks

I made the title descriptive so save people reading this and wasting 3 minutes which they will never get back. Before I took the SV for it's MOT and ending up buying my next project I ordered some stuff off fleabay for the SV. The plan was to give the SV a service and change the chain and sprockets. The stuff started to arrive and was fine. Yesterday a new chain breaker arrived. It would do the job but was not like the picture. I opened up a complaint case. Today a Rotacraft, superdooper, rotary tool set arrived, the plastic case face was cracked. I opened up a complaint case. To be fair both sellers have offered a full refund on the items return but I have ne…

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