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Okay peeps, there's a few things been playing on my mind. i got into a conversation with the incredibly God-bothering girlfriend of one of my buds, she was explaining to me about how God made the earth and everything in it e.t.c, and i was explaining how personally the evolution theory provides more evidence, it sort of got me thinking. ... IF we didnt evolve from simians... then why did we build vehicles that we control with our feet?... and why do our feet still have independently mobile toes?, maybe to hold branches?. This new medication is ace.

Yesterday, a spokesperson announced that they found foot and mouth in Lanarkshire, Scotland..... they hope to find the rest of Colin McRae very shortly

Two elderly pensioners who have been married for 60 years are reminiscing about when they met each other when the old dear says “do you remember when we made love against that fence on my 18th birthday? Yes says the old man “do you fancy doing it again for old times sake? I think the fence is still there, lets give it a try. Meanwhile a policeman overhears the conversation and thinks “I have got to see this, and I will make sure the old couple come to no harm, so he follows them and watches the old lady drops her skirt and suddenly they are going at it hammer and tongs with incredible furious sex which goes on for ages until they both drop to the floor exhausted, the p…

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BRITS REVOKE USA INDEPENDENCE (A Message from John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America): In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (excepting Kansas, which she does not fancy). Your new prime minister, Tony Blair, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine wh…

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Seeing that we are having an early Xmas (The snow) I decided to park my bike outside my girlfriends house overnight while i was at work a mere 500 yards away. To my horror after a 12 hour night shift i came back to it at 7am to find 2 flat tyres, ok i thought, maybe it was the severe cold...upon examining the tyres..I found a neat tool shape, identical in each tyre wall....SO THE F%$£*R WHO DID THIS WILL PAY IF I FIND YOU, not only did you cost me money to have my bike recovered, you cost me money for new tyres and made me stay awake for the whole of the day and next night, YOU ARE A C*&T and will pay dearly for your actions.... Do these MOFOs know what it costs!!!…

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset. She told him 'Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under 10seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE.' The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the box. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

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Hi all, made some updates to the forum, updated to mariaDB v10, optimized and cleared out loads of old tmp files. Have also disabled the letter profile images to speed up the site. Hopefully it should be faster for you all. Let me know if there are any issues. Cheers

Hi all, Bad news the site will be down, good news we're moving to a newer faster server. Hoping it'll take a day wish me luck, these things never normally go as smooth as expected. Wish me luck!

This may appeal to anyone who regularly visits web forums (I found it on another forum I visit) How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently. 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 1 to move it to the Lighting section. 2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section 7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs 5 to flame the spell checkers 3 to correct spelling/grammar flames 6 to argue ov…

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Four Cats Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, 'T-square, do your stuff.' T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, 'Spreadsheet, do your stuff.' Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them in…

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank." Passenger: 'Who?' Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time." Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an am…

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