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Fantastic result today Bud. Hope you had a great day out

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Aye foamy , get yer cash oot " http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/YAMAHA-DT-50-CLASSIC-MOPED-POST-FS1E-AP-SS-TY-ERA-995-00-/220950960751?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item3371b41a6f

No seriously!!! This is not school boy humour.... But a serious product http://www.ebay.com/itm/FART-GONE-Flatulence-Deodorizer-Pad-GOES-UNDERWEAR-LET-EM-RIP-/280816572817?clk_rvr_id=390263772112

Man driving down narrow road, Woman driving up same road. They pass each other, man winds his window down and shouts "FAT COW", Woman yells back "BALDY TW*T", Woman then drives round corner, crashes into a huge cow and dies....If only women would listen.

Since this thing seems to be in fashion... OK, imagine I am Sir Ridley Scott* and I am filming your favourite ride ever. Your most beloved, most treasured memory on your bike of choice. All the shots will be perfect, everything will look as good as it made you feel. However, I need a soundtrack to accompany the footage. What one song/score/track would you choose? If you have more than one bike, you can choose one per bike, but only ONE song!! Answer below... *Or whoever your favourite film maker happens to be.

Hi, I'm looking at a 55 plate Fazer 600 (naked) it's black with black engine and swing arm guys looking for £3,200 (5000 miles) how can i tell if its an import? what are the differences? is there anything to look out for? Cheers in advance Smirky

Recently bought a secondhand Fazer 600 that was originally imported. Being a mature rider returning after a few years away I am thoroughly enjoying the ride....... However why are the headlamps so dim?!?!?!?! Left one is a dipped single beam Right one is a double : dipped beam 55W and Full beam 60W However the right dipped beam doesn't work and not surprising as there are only two wires in to a three pin lamp! Has anyone managed to wire up the missing dipped beam as I understand from a dealer that they were never connected..... So what's the point of having it. An Extra 55W of Illumination would be a lifesaver in the dark and wet!

Recently bought a secondhand Fazer 600 that was originally imported. Being a mature rider returning after a few years away I am thoroughly enjoying the ride....... However why are the headlamps so dim?!?!?!?! Left one is a dipped single beam Right one is a double : dipped beam 55W and Full beam 60W However the right dipped beam doesn't work and not surprising as there are only two wires in to a three pin lamp! Has anyone managed to wire up the missing dipped beam as I understand from a dealer that they were never connected..... So what's the point of having it. An Extra 55W of Illumination would be a lifesaver in the dark and wet!

Hello everyone. I have a 2000 model fazer 600. It has started running on 2 sometimes 3 cyclinders,it has done 27k miles and up until recently ran perfect. I tried changing the plugs, it ran fine for 10 seconds then back to 2/3 cyclinders again. I also tried swapping the plug caps but it still ran on 2, with cylinders 2 and 4 not firing. Anyone any ideas on what to do next ? Thanks in advance Mark

had a great christmas ,too intoxicated to ride or drive , until today. and my fuckin timing belt snapped on th renault . ho, the cost so fuck it, im back on the booze have a good un guys n gals happy new year.

Hello I thought I would come in and say hi. I'm new to this site so forgive me if I have put this in the wrong place. I'm sulking as fed up waiting for the new YBR Custom for 08 to come into the dealers so thought I would have a little sulk. I have been told early June by the dealer but no further news yet. This will be my first bike and having never purchased a bike, let alone a new one I don't know if It is common for the new bikes to have the date of delivery put back or are they fairly prompt? It's so frustrating, I guess I am not known for my patience. What can I do to pass the time? Niffer

I purchased a 1100 dragstar new in 2004 cash! it always sounded a bit 'KLUNKY' starting,but last week 15/8/07 klunk.....then whir whir....stripped starter off to find shaft sheared off at the bearing! gutted! had to strip crank case off (along with side stand, footrests etc!) to retrieve stub and sprocket! off to J.T's in bridge end s.wales (yamaha dealer) to be informed new starter will be.....THREE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY SIX POUNDS!!!! so by the time ive saved this summers fuckin over and i'm greasin bike for winter storage! then i'm told..."common fault that mate"! look out for "dragstar for sale" next year...........any one had similar problem or know where i can get a …

My eldest daughter leaves Primary school in July, and for the past 2 weeks all i have heard is "Can i go in the limo with Sophie and Savannah mam"....now i beleive that end of school years are becoming very Americanised, and really kids aged 11 shouldnt even be worrying about a bloody limo for their last day. BUT - i agreed as these are her friends, and i thought well maybe it will make her last day memorable and fun. Beginning of the week she came home rather upset - appparently a couple of other girls are now going in this limo - one of them the school bully who has made Courtney's life hell since she has been at that school - and she has told Courtney that she can…

If, over the weekend you find yourself behaving out of sorts ? i.e. Eating food of a foreign nature bought from a 'biologists alladins cave' (no reference there to any fast food establishments) Trying to open the front door of a random house with your key Telling your best mate " I toley luv you, unequikovly and unquestiobly " Telling your spouse " I toley luv you, unequikovly and unquestiobly " Making impressive statements " yeah, have my knee down all the time" Looking at the grunter of a barmaid in (what you believe to be) a suggestive manner Urinating in a built up area Picking a fight with more than one person at a time Then fear not-in cou…

CAR PARKING The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman was one of 19.36m (63ft 2 ins), equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs Elizabeth Simpkins, driving an unmodified Vauxhall Nova 'Swing' on 12th October 1993. She started the manoeuvre at 11.15am in Ropergate, Pontefract, and successfully parked within three feet of the pavement, 8 hours and 14 minutes later. There was slight damage to the bumpers and wings of her own and two adjoining cars, as well as a shop frontage and two lamp posts. INCORRECT DRIVING The longest journey completed with the handbrake on was one of 50.4km (31 miles) from Stranraer to Holyhead by Dr. …

As men age, we start seeing more and more of the medical world and its employees, which nowadays seems to have more and more women as our Physicians and Therapists, etc., and in this case a new Urologist for me. My family Doctor just recently referred me to a just out of medical school female urologist. I saw her yesterday, and she's absolutely drop-dead gorgeous... as well as unbelievably sexy. She told me that I must stop masturbating. I asked her why, and she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you......"

fence post tortoise While stitching up the hand of a 75 year old Devon farmer, who cut it on a gate while working cattle, the rural doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Gordon Brown and his appointment as Prime Minister. ”Well, you know, drawled the old farmer, this Brown fellow is what we in Devon call a fencepost tortoise.” Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a fencepost tortoise was. The old farmer said, “When you’re driving along a country road and you come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's called a fencepost tortoise.” The old farmer saw a puzzled look on…

Well been out riding around just for the love of it tonight and it started drizzling. everything was all good apart from every other car driver coming passed with fffing fog lights on. I never thought it was that bad having fog lights on and didnt see why people moaned about it but they really do blind you when your on two wheels. Rant Over

Fitted new front tyre and tube a month or so ago. Yesterday, the best day of our year up here so far, and flat tyre. Looked at it last night pumped it up and left it. This morning, another cracker, and flat as fek again. In from work tonight, changed the valve and this time I 'painted' some soapy liquid around the valve and stem. BIG bluddy bubbles coming from the base of the valve stem..........so need to get the thing off and pick up another new tube