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I was just wondering if I am the only person not to Tweet, Face(?), Link or anything else? Everyone seems to want to talk about themselves and wherever I go the talk is about "Social networking" - How social it can be using your phone or computer is beyond me! I thought it was more anti social and social was meeting up with your mates. I even get random emails from people who I have only spoken to about some possible work asking me to add them to my "friends". I don't even know these people and a 5 minute conversation about a possible work contract doesn't mean we are mates! Personally, I don't do any of it. I think it can be dangerous and I don't want to know that…

Well my mate's garage got broke into the b@st@rds jimmied his ignition, cut his electrics, and scratched his petrol tank before they realised he had a disk lock on the bike (then tried to break into his house for the keys). Anywho, swinton send BLD to collect the bike, then 'loose' the bike then find it then loose it then a man from Axa calls my mate and says 'I've just been to see your bike and your steering lock wasn't on, so we won't pay out' My mate replies a) the disc lock that was on stopped the bike being nicked, b, you keep loosing my bike and c) we took the steering lock off for BLD to collect it and put it in their van. 'oh!' says the man, 'I see I'm barking…

I always do, As both my grandads served in the first world war. But do you ???

An Israeli doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing! In Germany , we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A Russian doctor said, 'In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' The English doctor, not to be outdone, said 'Hah!. We can take an arsehole out of Scotland , put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within t…

A bloke goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor, I feel like I’ve got something lodged in my arsehole." So the doctor takes a look and says, "Yes you’re right, I can see something." He gets his tweezers and pulls out a £50 note. "What’s that doing in there," he asks the bloke. "Ive got no idea doc, but is there any more?" Armed with the tweezers, the doctor has another look. And pulls out another £50. Then a £100. Then £50, then £20, another £100, and so on for about 10 minutes. Finally he says "I think that’s the lot now." The bloke says "How much was there anyway?" The doctor totals it up and says, "There was £1980." The bloke thinks for a minute and say…

A woman goes to a gynecologist. Whilst examining her, the doctor asks, "So, have you ever had a check up here before?" "No, but I have had some Germans and an Austrian."

Hi All......and good afternoon Has anyone had problems with PA-Motorcylces of Ashbourne Derbyshire? I bought some coils from them way back in June last year which turned out to be faulty, every time I email then about a refund they just ignore me, have even sent a recorded letter also ignored! Just wondered if any members have had a similar experience, I for one will never buy or recommend them again!

if she does do not look at THIS site Ah so she has a blackberry then dont look here

i took my three bullys out on the lead today ,one had a shit and as i fumbled for a bag to retreive it a women trod in it and remarked that i was a dirty bastard,i apolergised at first but she continued to rant on as if i had shit on the floor on purpose ,i asked her to lift her foot up and she told me to F off ,some folk are so ignorant at times . i just fought i would share my days events with you all and hope from this you will all have a little more respect than this ignorant cow did for us responsible dog owners,rant over.

When the man at the auto repair shop told me that it would cost $1400 to fix my car's air conditioning, I just laughed at him and said, "Heck, I can fix it myself for a whole lot less than that!" MY MOMMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL !!!!!!!

All I can say is don't buy Suzuki. You may remember I bought a new Suzuki V Strom last summer, after which Suzuki wrote to me welcoming me to the Suzuki brand and confirm I had 3 years warranty and 3 years breakdown cover. All was going well, the bike being great & I couldn't be happier until January this year when Suzuki started sending letters to owners saying the 3 year warranty/breakdown cover was an error and should be 2 year warranty and 1 year breakdown cover. At the same time posts began appearing on a V Strom forum of a potential design flaw with the bike. Other owners started posting they had contacted Suzuki who said the 2013 letters were in error &…

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leave him alone with his pancakes will you, or he'll set his trusty friend on you

Over the moon here just passed my A2 test, so long L plate! Happy days!

Started work as an apprentice electrical engineer nearly 49 years ago at the ripe old age of 15, been working for myself as a gardener for the last 7 years or so after getting really pissed off with the rat race, now as of today I'm retired. I've been reducing the amount of work I've been doing over the last couple of years untill it was'nt worth keeping my little van, so thats it no more work, feet up and relax and i can hear those country roads calling me already.

Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary, to the hardware store. At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet on display while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked, 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' 'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?' 'No, but I will for the faucet.'…

When you bust you balls getting across london with a urgent must do delivery. Guaranteeing you wont be home till gone 8. Then you get a slimy tosspot tell you 'nah mate never after 430. Dont want to be late do i '. Ffsake bet he wasnt up at 4 o fucking clock. I put 2 hours on myday trying to get to that shitbag with his stuff. Still seeing as HE refused it rather than me failing it. The redelivery will be sometime in the next 10 days. Karma.

Doug drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car Showroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the road, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him no problem!" thought Doug as he floored it to 130mph, then 140, then 150mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too honest for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car …