Yamabyss
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hi on my yamaha dt125r i have recently blown my head gasket and have replaced it but there seems to be a lot of pressure in the header tank and keeps on blowing the cap off also all the water in the radiator goes and when i block the pipe going into the header tank it squirts water all through the joints and i have no experience with engines i think its something to do with the thermostat but unshure where its located can anyone help me out??
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On walking into the factory, the MD noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing. He approached the young man and calmly said to him, how much do you earn?" The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, but he replied, none the less, "I earn £2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?" Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed £6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, "Around here I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty! Here is 3 months' salary, now GET OUT and don't come back". The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight. Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a ve…
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my yzf750r has an m.r.s paint job of world super bikes probebly from the 1990s its red white and black but i cant get hold of m.r.s to get touch up paint for stone chips.... i have serched the web to find out what year the paint job was from can any one help I would put a picture on but the pixels are to high and wont accept it
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Am i the only person not surprised that the mince is of dubious origin in processed food. A lot of our european nations have a, at best notional view of laws. Its another issue that all the companies have chosen to ignore. I very much doubt that the companies envolved did not know. You wont be able to prove it. There wasnt anybody shouting that their meat was 100 per cent beef. Nobody think thats odd. 21st century business caught for what it is. Massive money machines and sod the punter.
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Looks like my daily comute http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hOKBW-KANno
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A bit of a rant. Had to go to Manchester uni today with college, instead of going on the college bus I decided to ride there. Haven't had the chance to ride enough recently with the weather etc. Borrowed my dads satnav for a bit of help and had it on earphones in my pocket as I don't have a mount for the bike. Getting there wasn't too bad and it seemed to work well. The way back was a different story, I was going home and not back to college, but didn't think it would make a huge difference, was i wrong. After about 10 mins of the return journey i realized it wasn't going the same way i had come, so stopped and checked the satnav and it was taking me through …
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Absolutely lethal on wet smooth floors, not good when you put your bike stand down on them also. And NO I dont ride my bike in them, was just wheeling it out of the garage...Ouch.!!!
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For anyone who enjoys track days, club racing, testing on a race-track, etc book 'em now while you can. Not a simple as it looks, but the family moved next to a race circuit then go to court to complain about the noise If I've read it correctly the daughter who is claiming is the ex wife of one of the original owners of croft when the circuit was revamped in 1994 (and the parents tried to turn their house into a hotel to profit from the circuit) Headlines : http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/4076...s_noise_appeal/ A RACING circuit today lost its appeal against a legal case brought by a couple and their daughter who say their lives have been blighted …
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The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details. These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, it takes the prize... Laughing 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A, was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. 2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. 3. I do…
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A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two large plastic rubbish bags with her, one in each hand. Unfortunately, there's a rip in one of the bags and every once in a while a £20 note falls out on to the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her and says, "Madam, there are £20 notes falling out of your bag." "Really? Oh, dear!" says the old lady. "I'd better go back and see if I can collect them. Thanks for the warning." "Not so fast," says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? You didn't steal it, did you?" "Oh, no", says the little old lady. "My back garden is right next to the the football stadium car park. Each time there's a game, …
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Yep that was the instantly recognisable Asda theme from off the telly Butt ! did you know this (blagged off another site, tightbastards.com forum) Does your other half shop at Asda ? If she does, is she getting her 'money-off' vouchers after each shop? I think ASDA have shot themselves in the foot here. They are advertising that they're 10% cheaper than Tesco, Sainsbury etc. All you have to do is enter your receipt number into ASDA's website and then print out your voucher for money off your next shop. Mrs Woman is getting about £10-£15 a week back. All her mates are doing it as well. I think ASDA rely on people not bothering. The truth of course is t…
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Got home from work last night, went out the back for a quick fag and thought, hmmm that's funny I can smell petrol. I went to investigate (still with a lit fag hanging out of my mouth, like an eeejit) and sure enough there's a nice little 6" wet patch under the FZR. Of course, me being the typical bloke I am, thought, oh well, I filled her up at the petrol station just before I got in on Monday night, I must've stuck a bit much in, upon waking up this morning as high as a kite from breathing petrol fumes all night I think to myself maybe I'd better check see how my overflow is doing, only to be greeted by an 8" wet patch, and the impending thought of doom at having t…
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Woke up this morning to a blizzard. Nice if all you have to do is look at it but i'm pretty much snowed in again. I had two days left of my Xmas holiday in which to dump the Xmas tree and go across the other end of the county to view a bike i'm after but its that bad i'm snowed in again
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Rofl... You're too fast for me drewpy, I was just in the process of posing on that Indonesian spam post! I had the witty start (referencing the Monty Python spam song), a request for blocking and removal, and a vague insult in Indonesian for the poster!!! But you'd already taken it down before I could post! lol
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Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez. It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.
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3 weeks ago my scala rider battery die, I try to find another battery to buy but surprise!!! the scala raider batteries can`t be replaced.. hmmm, contact scala raider customer support and the answer was something like we don`t change batteries in europe for our intercomunicators... really? I don`t give a F if you change or not batteries, I want buy a battery where I can found one? the answer was "you can`t found"... hmmm... again. so, if your battery is dead, you must pay another over 100 pounds for another new and shiny scala raider I do some search and the only place I can buy this battery, is on the company who produce them... and you can buy just if you want more…
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The Dead Duck A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. > After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away." > > The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" > > "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," replied the vet. > > "How can you be so sure?" she protested.. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something." > > The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. > > …
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