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A few months ago my mate decided he fancied a big ride for the year of his 60 birthday so I said I would go with him - if we stayed in B&B's. We are just back from an 8 day 2200 mile trip round the uk, doing all the usual biking things. Up to John o Groats, down to Land's End - a truly dreadful place. We rode from middle England via A68 to Peebles then north to Thurso. Single track roads down mid Scotland, Loch Ness to Fort William, Lake District and Wales (just a bit), then 'Atlantic Highway' (who thought that name up) to south. From Penzance along south coast to Hove and then back to Norfolk. I thought my buttocks may have got used to it by the end,…

Hi Guy,s i am looking for a bit of help i have just inhereted a supposed 350 lc apperntly tuned by stan stevens with some paperwork for the tuninig and engine rebuild,the frame number starts 4l1 and the engine number is 4l1 i have had a look on the barrels and they have 4lo on them it is in a bit of a sorry state after bieng stored in a shed for the last 9 years atleast, in mars bar colours its on a y reg does the engine & frame number mean its a 250 hybrid ? or a 350 lc

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Child's Prayer: Dear God. Please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Dads computer.

tonight while i was at work, some asshat hit my bike with their car. they didn't bother to leave a name, number, etc. damage: broken clutch lever shredded left hand grip broken mirror damaged lights/blinkers switch both left side blinkers are cracked cosmetic damage all along the left side and the worst;:::: the gear shifter is jammed in under the engine cover, so i cant even take it out of gear to get it loaded up. luckily our parking lot is covered by a closed circuit camera. hopefully the tapes haven't been taped over yet, and it was panning to the right spot in the lot when this happened. i just don't understand the mentality where people have so …

Cow, an Ant and an Asshole... A Cow, an Ant and an Asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!! Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!! Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...

I've grown well accustomed to seeing Red Light Jumping [RLJ] cyclists while on the road. Those total and utter turd monkeys, who think the laws don't apply to them and are a statistic waiting to happen. This morning, there was an interesting outcome from one. As he flew past a red light perpendicular to a motorway on-ramp [where cars would very likely be accelerating up to 70mph...], he caused the car on one side of him, and the lorry [that was blocking his view of traffic that would be joining the motorway] to think the red light had changed, and they jumped the light too. It's only sheer luck that there was no carnage involved. For those that may know the area …

can't believe it, fantastic day for biking and my mrs has decided she would like a nice day out in the car with the dog, so i'll spend the rest of today in a jam somewhere watching bikers ride past, thinking that could be me. i'm out on the bike tomorrow, don't care what the weather's like, I'll be up early and gone haha

Did another track day a couple of weeks ago Snetterton 300 a fantastic track,The XJ is so much fun .Fitted a tail tidy,front fender extender and some LED incators. Also a set of roller adjust levers.

Firsty, Hi all; Jak from Hertfordshire, UK - currently on L-plates, hopefully tearing 'em up in May. Now, a few questions pertaining to minor modifications to my 2009 YBR 125. I've put Metzeler tyres on it, but I need to up the power of the dipped beam headlight bulb to something that actually lets me see further than 3 feet on unlit country roads. Anyone recommend any good bulbs/good wattages to look out for? thirdly, I want to change out the handgrips and put on Bar-ends, but I've no idea what size grip or what kind of Bar-end will fit, everywhere I look has different information; and I can't find it anywhere in the manual. Any suggestions on what to look out for …

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For the Yamaha boyz who are sporting a new look this year..... Appearantly Rossi was fastest during the 1st day of testing @ Sepang.....nothin' new there It'll be interesting to see who can mount any kind of a challenge for the Champ this year.

Hi all Would buying this bike be worthwhile for someone to restore? http://www.ebay.co.u...=item4ab52e5234

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Motorcyclist hit by a bird (feathered kind) local to where I live, maybe a good reason to have a screen. Mind you I wonder how fast he was going... http://www.harboroughmail.co.uk/news/mail-news/motorcyclist-injured-after-bird-strike-1-5518834

Well that was the year that was, here's to '14 A Guid New Year to ain an' a' An' mony may ye see! An durin' a' the years tae come Oh happy may ye be! And may ye' ne'er hae cause tae mourn To sigh and shed a tear! To ain an' a', bath great and sma' A Happy, Guid New Year

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I love my 2010 950 tourer's fit but am wondering what I could do to get a bit more out of it? I have an Fi2000 and Cobra pipes.