Alan

Not been anywhere today but went out yesterday or was it tomorrow :-k :-s :?

Can I have it back please mister :?:

One Crimbo my dad got me a suit from the army & navy stores. For the next six months I was dressed as a japanese admiral

Alright so it should have said brought - are you knocking my granma

Swingers, gay sex and gay aristocratic swingers, jungle sex, homobeastonecrophillia and ginger topped kids.. What a thread Wooo sign me up :bgb :bgb NOT :!:

Hi Just been on the MCRCB website. The regs are on for 2005 R6 Cup. Basically you've got to be 17 - 22 years of age, have a FULL ACU Clubmans licence and pay £18000 + vat to enter.

:shock: That's bought tears to my eyes :cry: :cry:

I remember being given an empty box and me dad telling me it were an action man deserter :!:

Nope nor do I :spin :spin

It seems to me that the Royal Family is an upper class swingers club :boink :boink

Thats why he didn't make it then it's that bloody Trumpets fault #-o

They've got show the Great Escape again. One of these days Steve McQueen will jump that bloody fence :!:

I think he means it's his missus :boink

Who cares if it ain't a white christmas. It wouldn't be christmas without turkey and all the trimmings, opening prezzies, getting pissed :drunk in time to fall asleep before the Queen's speech is broadcast, wake up have a bite to eat. Find that you've missed a crap film and carry on drinking :drunk and wake up boxing day dinner in time to go to the in laws :!: Then have to apologise to members of the family you've upset over the last 2 days :sorry and get a bollocking off the missus :!: Oh well another :cuss christmas :!: Only joking except for the :drunk :cheers

Where do you get these two tone women from :?: Or do her lower parts want warming up :?: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Very nice but they should come in pairs :?

Show me the buxom beauties [-o<

Well I've looked in the back of her indoors' wardrobe and there's a box with a pair of Alpinestars in my size :jump :yay :rah S'pose I''ll have to buy her something now :!:

Have I signed into the right site? :shock: :? :?

FOO FIGHTERS ROCK! :hbang Jo Guest would be nice in me stocking. Then again the thought of Jo Guest in stockings [-o<

:hi :yay

Is it true? Welshmen get married because sheep can't cook or clean :spin :spin

Mittens with the string through the sleeves so I can't lose them :? :?