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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy in Britain, my work has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPEd can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPEd and SHAFTed will be reviewed under the SCREW scheme (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPEd once, SHAFTed twice and SCREWed as many times as Management deems appropriate. Persons who have been RAPEd can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants or Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTed or SCREWed any further by management. Persons staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this anomaly to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

what's photoshop? jessops?

get a new battery and find out. let us know how you get on

you can get "bleed nipple banjos" which will still let you bleed the caliper as long as the broken nipple still seals. try M&P

that rings a (church) bell :lol:

here's mine

I'll use that 1 on me scouse friend

i would ask a bike breakers eg "breaking point" and they could measure 1 in stock and if it don't fit you can send it back as it was their mistake!!!

this is more like it.. bulgarian pop idol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo

The post Office has just recalled their latest stamps. They had pictures of Man United players on them and people couldn't work out which side to spit on.

I think Motorhead in the 80's did my hearing in

looking good

for us oldies and OG!! download this onto your mobile and drive your kids crazy with the tone that we can't hear, but they can. Got my lad to lock himself in his bedroom as the noise permeated upstairs MWWHAHA!! MotoGP on the telly? play the tone continuously and you got the tv to yourself!!! sorted aparently anyone under 20 can hear it, and some kids use it as a text tone so the teachers can't hear the text message comming in!! http://www.archive.org/details/15kHz_tone

sounds like my family they're my faves :D

getting my flat track wheel rims powder coated in satin black. £56 for two!!

the measurment is taken on fuel shut off, not floats resting. also check theat they are not twisted making measurment inaccurate. BTW i have to use a torque converter programme as I have a newtonmetre torque wrench and the settings are in LBS inch.

BTW = by the way

great ....wots next?

kits from here http://shop.wemoto.com/pictures.dyn?u=2147868qqq5828092 http://www.motogrid.com/pages/parts/viewbybrand/7/honda.aspx

do you mean Avatar picture next to your posts? nice clean bike BTW Mark

just don't mix types and brands too much

if you don't look after it , yes. It needs cleaning and oiling regulary.

the best I can do is use the "back to black" trim polish

when I lived in Devon, we tended to get the young graduates who always throw the book at you even for minor incidences. just had to be supplicant and let them feel important to stand any chance of getting out of it.

richen it a bit more, start easy and if the needles come out (too far) then its a carb strip (use ultarsonic bath)