mervin

So who is up for the ride to Stonehenge to join the hippies , and piss off the wildlife , also i just put Radio 2 on for some music and that Carpet muncher Claire Balding is playing Michael bloody Ball or summat

here is Eds website, Last time i saw him down the pub he said the DVD was in it,s final edit, but i have not seen mine yet , http://c90adventures.co.uk/

Just had the latest update from VOSA Department for Transport have recently announced that fixed penalty levels are expected to increase from July 2013. The changes are being introduced following an extensive public consultation which took place in 2012 with the road safety groups and Police forces. As well as affecting most motoring fixed penalties offences, graduated fixed penalties and financial deposits will also increase due to the changes. This will mainly affect commercial goods and passenger carrying vehicles, and includes offences like drivers’ hours and overloading. The changes are as follows; A £30 non-endorsable fine will rise to £50 A £60 endorsable and non-endorsable fine will rise to £100 A £120 endorsable and non-endorsable fine will rise to £200 A £200 endorsable and non-endorsable fine will rise to £300 It is also being proposed that the new legislation will increase the maximum amount of deposit requirement that can be taken at the roadside (Applies to non-UK vehicles). Penalty points will not change. Most penalty levels have not changed since 2000 and these changes are intended to ensure that penalties reflect the seriousness of the offence and are consistent with the penalty levels in other areas of offending. For more information about current fixed penalty levels please see VOSA’s Guide to Graduated Fixed Penalties and Financial Deposits https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/guide-to-graduated-fixed-penalties-financial-deposits

this is Ed Marches take on it, he did ride a c90 back from malaysia, I had a beer with him in the pub recently

lack of compression, need new spark plug/cap/lead, carburettor incorrectly set, choke not working

or just tell him to Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo, Oscar, Foxtrot,Foxtrot .

the world is full of tosspots, a lot can only read what they want to read, a couple of years ago i was selling a bike trailer on ebay. £150 start price. collection only,had a tossopot offer me £50 and can i deliver it 30 miles away , I said yes £50 for trailer £250 delivery payable up front via paypal before i leave home. it had new tyres and mudguards that cost me £70, so he came back £60 and meet me half way delivery, to which i replied £150 and you fetch it, reply oh i can build one for less than that , my reply get on with building it then , Oh but i need the trailer tomorrow. in the meantime another guy turned up from 50 miles away paid cash and took it away, I sent tosspot a message if he looked out to the main road he could wave to it as it went by

I find generally the leccy leg soaks power and you get a weak spark, I have had a couple of leccy start strokers , from cold they would kickstart first kick on the kicker , but crank all day on the leccy leg and not fire , my Z650 only has electric start, and is a right pain when been standing for a few days, better now with hot coils and a AGM battery, but if you bump it it fires into life immediately

Waverley and it screw drive partner Balmoral still get here in the summer, in spite of one spat when they got banned by Lundy island for one of em buggering off and leaving a load of passengers there when the weather turned suddenly a few years ago, and they had to be put up on the is,and overnight and rescued by the Oldenburg the next day .

We seem to have got a lot of community shops springing up down here,we havew one the wife works at on friday mornings, the village shop/post office was no longer viable , so they setup the community shop in an old farm bulding ,only open in the mornings and run by volunters, mostly possible due to the genrosity of my Dear departed much missed grumpy old git friend Frank that owned the farm , and let them have the building at a peanut rent, they get the post office 2 mornings a week, it is only a short distance off the A39 , and tries to get stuff from local suppliers , also operates a holiday cottage delivery on saturdays where by people coming on holiday can order stuff and collect on saturday when they turn up or get it dropped off to them , but Tesco and sainsburys deliverys seem more popular sadly ,

If you dont have a good local supplier of bolts etc i can recommend http://www.mrmegapack.co.uk/

I used to have a little freind we called Bridget the midget , you hardly knew she was on the pillion , you could forget she was there

try http://speedandsportinc.com/

Cheers lads

cheeeeers folks

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Back in 2002 when i did my Direct access Alek did my CBT as part of the DA course

Right this method is effective, but not recommended by health and safety, ATS, motorway tyres, etc, the first time i saw it done was on a film about big trucks in iceland with huge tyres , you need 1 can of easy start, one long pole , one lighter, or box of matches, Oh by the way do not try this at home, I cannot be responsible for the outcome if you do ,

leave the valve out until the bead is seated , the air goes in quicker and easier without that in the way

plenty of tyre lube blow it up as hard as possible and bopunce wheel on ground near the place that is not seated

Happy birthday ye bleddy swivel eyed loon , and many more of em mate :birthday: :birthday: :birthday: