Jump to content

BLONDE JOKE


Dark 46
This post is 6625 days old and we'd rather you create a new post instead of adding to this one. You can't reply in this post.

Recommended Posts

One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of

snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the

street, so the snowplows can get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer

says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park

your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can

get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer

says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must

park..." Then the power went out.

Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she

says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I

need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are

married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says..."Why don't you just leave it

in the garage this time?"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Do you want an ad-free experience? Join today and help support the Yamaha Owners Club.
  • Who's Online (See full list)

    • There are no registered users currently online
  • Recently Browsing

    • No registered users viewing this page.
×
×
  • Create New...