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Fantastic

Didn`t know Biaggi held any records.

Just read in MCN that the powers that be, may allow 1200 twins| Not being funny I think the Ducati`s are doing fine at the moment.

Good luck . I thought it was suposed to be racing last year or am I wrong?

Sorry to hear about this m8. Glad to here it`s over, and the right verdict was given. Now you have to get on with life mate.

You`re right there. It would have been interesting to see how the Yamaha went without Burgess on board? Stilll cn`t take anything away from Rossi as he team mates haven`t been any match for him yet.

Anyone want to bet against Rossi this year? Going to MotoGP this year at Donington and going for the whole 3 days..Cant wait. Hoefully Ellison should do well too.

Sounds great m8. I went to Silverstone last may, it was great to see Toseland win and do the burnout in front of us with Chris Walker. Going to MotoGP this year at Donington and going for the whole 3 days..Cant wait.

WHAT A GREAT START TO THE SEASON

One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio over breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the power went out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says..."Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

Subject: Fw: Address Book Protection I learned a computer trick today that's really ingenious in its simplicity. As you may know, when/if a worm virus gets into your computer it heads straight for your email address book, and sends itself to everyone in there, thus infecting all your friends and associates. This trick won't keep the virus from getting into your computer, but it will stop it from using your address book to spread further, and it will alert you to the fact that the worm has gotten into your system. Here's what you do: First, open your address book and click on "new contact," just as you would do if you were adding a new friend to your list of email addresses. In the window where you would type your friend's first name, type an "A". For the screen name or email address, type "[email protected]". Now, here's what you've done and why it works: The "name" "A" will be placed at the top of your address book as entry#1. This will be where the worm will start in an effort to send itself to all your friends. But, when it tries to send itself to [email protected], it will be undeliverable because of the phony email address you entered. If the first attempt fails (which it will because of the phony address), the worm goes no further and your friends will not be infected. Here's the second great advantage of this method: If an email cannot be delivered, you will be notified of this in your In Box almost immediately. Hence, if you ever get an email telling you that an email addressed to [email protected] could not be delivered, you know right away that you have the worm virus in your system. You can then take steps to get rid of it! Pretty slick huh If everybody you know does this then you need not ever worry about opening mail from friends.

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ven when its stood still!

Looks fantastic

Well restedand back on the bike. Where I belong

It`s good to be back. Stayed in a cottage at the back of Padstow Camping site. Really beautiful and quiet. We went alround Cornwall and really loved it. It was the first time I`ve ever been and it will not be the last. Next time maybe on the bike.

hi and welcome

Yes. But the sod walked off. From what one of the neighbours said. He got out of his car grabbed a can of beer and walked off ! He was tracied easlily tho, he left his CV in the glove compartment

Not 100% sure as I wasnt here but. Usual story some twat in a Nova approaching the corner miles too fast. Goes straight on in the parked cars on the side off the road. Hit 3 cars from what I`ve found out. It hit a MR2, then a Rover, was flipped onto its roof and pushed onto the pavement, where it hit their wall. [ The tyre markes are on the wall about 3 foot up] It hen hit the ka that was outside our house and mounted its bonnet and back back down on its side. Noone hurt.

Hi back :!: Had great time down in Cornwall only to find it had happenned again. Good job we were away. I was lucky the bike wasn`t touched aswell. It happenned last weekend [27th] and wrote off 3 more cars. That now makes 9 accidents in 15 years. We were lucky that we were down in Cornwall on hols. Otherwise the Cooper s would have been written off as well. I was lucky the bike wasn`t touched aswell. As the next door neighbours car was turened over this time. Some thing has to be done. Well we`ve made the decision we got to move as soon as the house is ready were off :!:

Fantastic, comfortable and no misting. With removable inerds. Not a lot of wind noise either

Thats it for a week, Im off to Padstow for some relaxing. Ride steady

I have 2 AGV Ti-Tech which matches the bike

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks", she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair." Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them

I am hungry = I am hungry. 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy. 3. I am tired = I am tired. 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage. 5. I love you = Let's have sex now. 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you. 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you. 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you. 11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.