Mallory1 Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Seeing as biking gives you a unique perepective on life, I think we should have our own Top 100 theory list. Theory 1 - Rain is magnatised to tits. You can prove this (as I did on my daily commute today) when riding in the rain on any road where there are more than 2 cars about. You will quickly see that the rain draws out every bloody tit on the planet who was ever given a licence to drive a car and who clearly thinks that braking distances and the laws of physics don't apply to them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted June 28, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 28, 2012 Seeing as biking gives you a unique perepective on life, I think we should have our own Top 100 theory list. Theory 1 - Rain is magnatised to tits. Amen to that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted June 28, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 28, 2012 Theory 1 - Rain is magnatised to tits. Theory 2 - Never trust a driver who wears a hat - especially a baseball one or a flat cap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted June 28, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 28, 2012 3.Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wild foamy Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 Theory 4: Do not wind the handle whilst your balls are in the mangle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 Theory 5: Man who run in front of car gets tiered but man who run behind car gets exhausted! Theory 6: It take many a nail to make a crib but only one screw to fill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted June 29, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 29, 2012 I'm glad all those Christmas crackers came in handy. Theory 1 - Rain is magnatised to tits. Theory 2 - Never trust a driver who wears a hat - especially a baseball one or a flat cap. Theory 3.Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines Theory 4: Do not wind the handle whilst your balls are in the mangle Theory 5: Man who run in front of car gets tiered but man who run behind car gets exhausted! Theory 6: It take many a nail to make a crib but only one screw to fill it. Theory 7: Man who walk 'round with hand in pocket always feels a little cocky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy Posted June 29, 2012 Share Posted June 29, 2012 8: Never trust a man that says Trust me, its the truth, honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted June 29, 2012 Moderator Share Posted June 29, 2012 9. swinging chain mean warm seat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 10. if you forget your waterproofs when going to work, it'll be dry all day and start raining 1/2 an hour before you leave to go home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted September 6, 2012 Moderator Share Posted September 6, 2012 Vegetarian , old indian (native american) word for very poor hunter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grouch Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 11. When repairing/maintaining your machine, everything will run smoothly until you get to the last nut or bolt, which will be rounded or seized. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted September 6, 2012 Share Posted September 6, 2012 11. When repairing/maintaining your machine, everything will run smoothly until you get to the last nut or bolt, which will be rounded or seized. Or if everything goes super smooth and easy putting something back together, you realize you left something out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacha Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Theory 7: Man who walk 'round with hand in pocket always feels a little cocky. Does that mean a chic who walks around with her hand in her pocket feels a little clammy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Never run under a skirt, you tend to get a clit round the ear. If things seam like they are going smoothly then they normally are..........don't involve the wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirriePete Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Politicians - if their lips are moving, they're lying. Coffee tables and bike footrests were designed purely to detect and attack shins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Duncan Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Theory 1 - Rain is magnatised to tits. Theory 2 - Never trust a driver who wears a hat - especially a baseball one or a flat cap. Theory 3.Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines Theory 4: Do not wind the handle whilst your balls are in the mangle Theory 5: Man who run in front of car gets tiered but man who run behind car gets exhausted! Theory 6: It take many a nail to make a crib but only one screw to fill it. Theory 7: Man who walk 'round with hand in pocket always feels a little cocky Theory 8: Never trust a man that says "Trust me, its the truth, honest" Theory 9: swinging chain mean warm seat Theory 10: If you forget your waterproofs when going to work, it'll be dry all day and start raining 1/2 an hour before you leave to go home Theory 11: When repairing/maintaining your machine, everything will run smoothly until you get to the last nut or bolt, which will be rounded or seized. Theory 12: A chic who walks around with her hand in her pocket feels a little clammy Theory 13: Never run under a skirt, you tend to get a clit round the ear. Theory 14: If things seam like they are going smoothly then they normally are..........don't involve the wife Theory 15: Politicians - if their lips are moving, they're lying Theory 16: Coffee tables and bike footrests were designed purely to detect and attack shins. Theory 17: Policemen are allways right . . .. alllways . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulrever Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 Never say, "someone is useless".......... they can always be used as a bad example. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted September 7, 2012 Share Posted September 7, 2012 When you ask her whats wrong and she say's nothin ,run out and get flowers ,she just hasen't figured out how hard she going to squeeze your balls yet about what is buging her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dt502001 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 I forgot this 1 .......mopeds are like fat chicks fun to ride as long as your friends don't see you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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