Posted June 28, 201212 yr Seeing as biking gives you a unique perepective on life, I think we should have our own Top 100 theory list. Theory 1 - Rain is magnatised to tits. You can prove this (as I did on my daily commute today) when riding in the rain on any road where there are more than 2 cars about. You will quickly see that the rain draws out every bloody tit on the planet who was ever given a licence to drive a car and who clearly thinks that braking distances and the laws of physics don't apply to them
June 28, 201212 yr Moderator Seeing as biking gives you a unique perepective on life, I think we should have our own Top 100 theory list. Theory 1 - Rain is magnatised to tits. Amen to that
June 28, 201212 yr Moderator Theory 1 - Rain is magnatised to tits. Theory 2 - Never trust a driver who wears a hat - especially a baseball one or a flat cap.
June 29, 201212 yr Theory 5: Man who run in front of car gets tiered but man who run behind car gets exhausted! Theory 6: It take many a nail to make a crib but only one screw to fill it.
June 29, 201212 yr Moderator I'm glad all those Christmas crackers came in handy. Theory 1 - Rain is magnatised to tits. Theory 2 - Never trust a driver who wears a hat - especially a baseball one or a flat cap. Theory 3.Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines Theory 4: Do not wind the handle whilst your balls are in the mangle Theory 5: Man who run in front of car gets tiered but man who run behind car gets exhausted! Theory 6: It take many a nail to make a crib but only one screw to fill it. Theory 7: Man who walk 'round with hand in pocket always feels a little cocky.
September 6, 201212 yr 10. if you forget your waterproofs when going to work, it'll be dry all day and start raining 1/2 an hour before you leave to go home
September 6, 201212 yr 11. When repairing/maintaining your machine, everything will run smoothly until you get to the last nut or bolt, which will be rounded or seized.
September 6, 201212 yr 11. When repairing/maintaining your machine, everything will run smoothly until you get to the last nut or bolt, which will be rounded or seized. Or if everything goes super smooth and easy putting something back together, you realize you left something out.
September 7, 201212 yr Theory 7: Man who walk 'round with hand in pocket always feels a little cocky. Does that mean a chic who walks around with her hand in her pocket feels a little clammy?
September 7, 201212 yr Never run under a skirt, you tend to get a clit round the ear. If things seam like they are going smoothly then they normally are..........don't involve the wife.
September 7, 201212 yr Politicians - if their lips are moving, they're lying. Coffee tables and bike footrests were designed purely to detect and attack shins.
September 7, 201212 yr Theory 1 - Rain is magnatised to tits. Theory 2 - Never trust a driver who wears a hat - especially a baseball one or a flat cap. Theory 3.Eagles may soar, but weasels do not get sucked into jet engines Theory 4: Do not wind the handle whilst your balls are in the mangle Theory 5: Man who run in front of car gets tiered but man who run behind car gets exhausted! Theory 6: It take many a nail to make a crib but only one screw to fill it. Theory 7: Man who walk 'round with hand in pocket always feels a little cocky Theory 8: Never trust a man that says "Trust me, its the truth, honest" Theory 9: swinging chain mean warm seat Theory 10: If you forget your waterproofs when going to work, it'll be dry all day and start raining 1/2 an hour before you leave to go home Theory 11: When repairing/maintaining your machine, everything will run smoothly until you get to the last nut or bolt, which will be rounded or seized. Theory 12: A chic who walks around with her hand in her pocket feels a little clammy Theory 13: Never run under a skirt, you tend to get a clit round the ear. Theory 14: If things seam like they are going smoothly then they normally are..........don't involve the wife Theory 15: Politicians - if their lips are moving, they're lying Theory 16: Coffee tables and bike footrests were designed purely to detect and attack shins. Theory 17: Policemen are allways right . . .. alllways . . . .
September 7, 201212 yr Never say, "someone is useless".......... they can always be used as a bad example.
September 7, 201212 yr When you ask her whats wrong and she say's nothin ,run out and get flowers ,she just hasen't figured out how hard she going to squeeze your balls yet about what is buging her.
September 8, 201212 yr I forgot this 1 .......mopeds are like fat chicks fun to ride as long as your friends don't see you
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