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I saw this...some people maybe at risk.... Link to news DNS server check..click here

Nice one....Had me giggling....

Only in Britain....can you get a pizza to your door faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain...do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get there prescriptiopns, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke. Only in Britain.... do Banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on our drives and lock worthless crap in the garage. Not to mention... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9V battery works on there tongue... 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts... 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.... 19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that christmas decorations were chocolate... British hospitals reported 5 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth... A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth... 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. And finally.... In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing upinto the toilet. RULE BRITANNIA!!

A man is in bed asleep with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time", he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there." slurs the stranger, "Can you give me a push??" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down on the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?" "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter." says the wife. "He needs our help. The right thing to do would be to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, dresses, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: "Hey, do you still want a push??" He hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?" And the stranger replies: "I'm over here, on your swing."

Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven, he gets a big house and a nice car from St. peter, a couple of weeks later he is walking about heaven meeting new people, then he see's a man with the best suit he had ever seen, so he askes him 'where did you get that suit', - I got a hundred of them when i came here, along with a mansion and a garage full of cars and bikes, - wow how did you get all that stuff and who are you, - I'm the captain of the Titanic, Really angry with this he goes to st.Peter -how come that guy gets all those fancy things, i'm the inventor of windows operating system to which St. Peter replied - Well the Titanic only crashed once

to the forum. May your stay be happy and fruitfull.

Boom!!!! Well theres probably more than 2 geeks on here. In my spare time I build/repair/upgrade and install PCs....over 50% of the peoples PCs that I deal with are virus related issues....1PC I recently fixed had over 700 virus`s, I was amazed that it still just about worked, the owner explained it had been plugged into the internet twice a day for the last 3 years....with no antivirus.....ARGHHHH....

Sounds fair enough..depending on how you ride and where you keep your bike (warm or cold places) I use my bike pretty much everyday, the tyres lose around 1/2 lb a week and shes kept indoors. Your doing the right thing by checking them regularly. If the tyres are ok, ie no splits or cracks throughout the tyre and tyrewalls, they should be fine. If a bike isnt used for a day or two, pressure can be lost just purley because of the atmospheric (ooohh posh) pressure. Just keep a check on them. Maybe a loose valve, but on both tyres...unlikely....See what other peeps say as well.

Piss my sides laughing We are here to give you a helping hand in your new world, not to follow you around, but to guide you on your road to freedom Do you see me toecutter, do you see me man? Born with Handlebars in my hand ........ I am the night rider, Im a fuel injected suicide machine..... The toecutter, he knows who i am,.... Step right up chump and watch the kid lay down the rubber road to freedom..... Lol....anybody understand me?

Look out for weird behavior using photobucket, Ive just hada a bloodhound virus come through, I blocked it, maany of you may not get to it after its in your files. Make sure your antivirus is upto date. The noobinator P

Hey handai, heres a little help for you as a noobie. To get ur pic under your name..do this.... here you can edit your pic (avatar) Good luck pal.

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Does this include ? Just wondering what has changed your mind.......

You will like this place, but as said before, watch for the cameras and cops.....its a great place to lose your licence.....

All of what they said....Havnt been North wales for a few months, lovely round those parts.

Like wise...will try and make a meet and ride.

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ratatatatatatatatatatatatatatbooombooombooombooombooom!!!!! Back to you Handai.this is what I do in my spare time.......

Im off now to shoot stuff and shout at cadets...(Im allowed, im an instructor)..if you want me...tough, im out in the field. Drop me a PM or email and Il get back to you all. Lets hope that John Waynes influence has swayed things a little. Catch ya L8R

Cool place.... Spills Kills campaign 2006...went down on my 125... Went again last year, but just popped by on the way back from a job.

I have contacted a moderator Goff. Its in their hands. Im off to play in mud, put camo cream on, sleep under a bit of tarp in a bivvy bag and fire off a few 1000 rounds and generally hide in the trees.....what bliss..no internet, no phone, no luxuries..... Catch ya on the flip side.

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