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mozzy

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  1. i thought thats wot had happend to my piston but it sounds more like the rings have seized to the piston so that makes me feel a bit better. beezkneez wots the joke with blu tac my favourite is duck tape all my wiring is tucked away with duck tape its excellent stuff
  2. aint it funny i got ginger hair on my head ginger pubes but my armpits eyebrows arms and leg have blonde hair pmsl thanx for the eyebrow improvement alex but i look like some one has taken a pic of me and painted them on, do u like my branded clothing it well groovy ive sold one of those jumpers in 12 years and my missus bought that one for me pms. good news the prob with my front brake was the seals in the caliper i bought a caliper off of a 03 model today works lovely now what i cant understand is it was not leaking fluid i put the new caliper on and its perfect but the piston in th old one was pitted to fuck i think it was the originals judging by the condition they were in
  3. matt i can assure u i dont do drugs just a hard shitty day at work a 12 hour shift
  4. WHAT THE PICS ON THE WALL = THAT IS 3 FIREMEN ERECTING THE AMERICAN FLAG AFTER THE TWIN TOWERS WERE BLOWN UP
  5. TO THE FEW OF U WHO HAVE YOUR EYEBROW PEIRCED DO U EVER GET THE BAR CAUGHT IN UR HELMET I DO IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME THE LOOKS I GET IN CAR PARKS WHEN IM SWEARIN AT MY HELMET PEOPLE THINK IM MAD
  6. LOOK AT THE PICTURE BEHIND ME IT LOOKS LIKE THE GUY IS HAVING A PISS ON MY EAR :twisted:
  7. MY HANDS ARE LIKE SHOVELS I CANT GET A RING EVEN IN SIZE Z TO FIT ME I HAVE TO GET EM ESPECIALLY MADE BUT WHERE I LOST IN PENIS SIZE I MADE UP IN OTHER WAYS PMSL :shock:
  8. oh and no jokes about the big hands i was born with them
  9. i nearly laughed then but i couldnt cause that spot is fucking killing
  10. and no my eyebrows arent shaved they just look non existant in that pic but they are there really and that is a roll up in my mouth not a joint im anti drugs i hate the fucking things :twisted:
  11. god i look a fucking mess not long finished work in that pic my missus took it last night and sorry about the fucking great spot just below my lip i was told its adolessence but i just put it down to stress and working with ass holes
  12. right im going need a shower and a shave work again at 530 am tomorrow
  13. what u upto at the weekend lc i got the task of repairing my fucking brakes
  14. it was blue and yellow with a full fairing and done over a ton easy but the piston melted
  15. if u need any bits for it mate i sold an f reg tzr to a mate last year for £80 it had a shagged piston but he is brakin it now
  16. lc have u still got ur tzr 125
  17. im 6ft5 nearly 16 stone and i am 1 ugly cunt
  18. lol @ lc i get alex to put my pics on cause im to thick to do it i have emailed alex a pic just wait for it to be put on now i look a right mess not long finished work and im tired and need a shave but u can still take the piss i dont mind lol :shock:
  19. lc u look like a cross between a monkey and gomez adams i bet the midwife shit herself when u popped out
  20. lc u certainly no how to offend some one only joking how did u get that picture of me r u stalking me again
  21. alex if i email u a pic of me can u put it on the site again please mate
  22. NOPE I DONT CLONE ANYONE IM ONE OF A KIND PMSL
  23. nope im just plain old tom monaghan aka mozzy im just a cross breed between an irish man and a glastonian {glastonbury} worst luck}
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