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just finished my pumpkin for this year. had to do it early as we are having our Halloween party this friday

didna last long Vouchers INvalid, http://www.motorcyclenews.com/mcn/news/newsresults/general-news/2013/december/dec1813-hein-gericke-back-in-administration/

My contribution to your amusement today... First, click on the link, then TRY to touch this guy's nose with your cursor..... http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/slaan.html

Three brothers aged 21, identical triplets were named Tom, Dick and Harry. Tom being the first born always took charge when they went out on the town for a few drinks and to pull the birds. One Saturday night they went to a nightclub and Tom said “Dick, you get the drinks in while me and Harry go and pull the birds” Tom spotted three girls on the dance floor dancing around their handbags so Tom and Harry went and joined them. After a couple of minutes one of the girls looked up from the floor and shouted “Oh my god!” One of the other girls said “what on earths the matter?” “Just look at the size of their feet” the first girl said. “That's nothing” Tom said pointing t…

this months Cassic bike, an XT500 resto, i recognize the seat, and home made exhuast,,, Mark" is famous ,,

I took my wife to a disco the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor moonwalking, back-flips, the works. My wife turned to me and said, ''See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.'' I said, ''It looks like he's still celebrating''

foamy would have let the missiles do their thing

CREATE your own cruise ship experience by visiting an old people's home whilst pissed on rum A VIBRATING cock ring makes an ideal massage belt for a hamster with a stiff back AVOID wasting time at airport security by going shoeless with your trousers round your ankles. PRETEND to be Elvis in your local chip shop by saying "Thank you very much" and then leaving the building. WHY waste money on a potato masher? Simply put the potato in your mouth and chew - hey presto, creamy mash in seconds! RECREATE the glamor of watching an old person eat pasta by giving a dog a Jelly Baby CONVINCE people you're the Wizard of Oz by shouting at them from behind a curtain

Am off on a ride round the highlands again, taking the Illiminator, as need to spare theH2 for andorra trip , fuel will be an issue [ 2.2 gallon tank] . see you lot wen home, forecast good up here,

The 70s was very much the golden age of air travel, according to these amazing pictures.Even the economy seats seem to have had anextra 3m or so of headroom!! more here http://sploid.gizmodo.com/traveling-in-a-boeing-747-in-the-1970s-was-pretty-damn-1504637666

THIS GIF WILL MESS WITH YOUR EYES - keep blinking http://boingboing.net/2015/04/02/this-trippy-gif-reveals-patter.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2830081/Gruesome-video-shows-happens-time-man-squeezes-spot-s-neck-20-years.html?ito=video_player_click#video

never mind?

axe 60 jobs? get back at the..... the huge illuminated sign on top of Blackburn's most famous landmark, the Thwaites Brewery, was sabotaged to display the word "TWATS" in massive red letters.

had to share this true story.... (not me BTW) 'Twix of Doom' from the question, 'Rude Food'. My first girlfriend and I were together for about two and a half years. A few weeks before we split up we went on a short break to Cartmel in the Lake District, renting a cottage from my auntie's boss. We had a nice time there, wandering around the priory, eating toasted teacakes and crumpets in a small tea shop, but a more deviant event was on the horizon. 'Would you eat something out of me?' she asked one evening. I confess I was rather bewildered and wondered what she could mean: A banana? Some chocolate? A pie? I suggested these th…

two old dears walk into a biker's bar, the barman said "we only serve men in here!" first old girl say's "good we'll have one each".

Yeh was on last night,, late on , will be repeated soon i"l keep you posted,,

https://soundcloud.com/nicholas-pegg/ukip-shipping-forecast