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Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint, and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?" Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says: Â "No, I don't think God would get mad. Whom do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says. "Why Osama Bin Laden?" her father asks in shock. "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad , and maybe start loving people…

Hi i have a 1981 rd 350 lc that is hard starting cold once it is running it runs great any help would be great the top end is freash and carbs are clean with new carb boots thanks steve.

Good Collection of Harley Jokes (And I don't mean a collection of Harley riders) Harley-Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the adverse side effect of horsepower. Did you know 95% of all Harleys are still on the road? - The other 5% actually made it home. Is it true that Harleys are chick magnets? - Yes, but only if the chick has a steel plate in her head. What's the cheapest way to get another 50hp from your Harley? - Trade it in on a Kawasaki. Why don't Harley riders sit on their bikes when the sidestands are down? - They're afraid to lean over that far. What's the difference between a Harley and a Harley owner's hom…

should become a collectors item !!!!!!!

I have when i was 15. I'm 39 now and i recently saw my old tatty FS1E 100% restored and for sale for £3400!!!! I should have kept it and sorted it out!!! P reg cost me £100 second hand way back when. Did/have you enjoyed the 4 speed pleasure?

Haynes: Rotate anticlockwise. Translation: Clamp with molegrips then beat repeatedly with hammer anticlockwise. Haynes: This is a snug fit. Translation: You will skin your knuckles! Haynes: This is a tight fit. Translation: Not a hope in hell matey! Haynes: As described in Chapter 7... Translation: That'll teach you not to read through before you start, now you are looking at scarey photos of the inside of a gearbox. Haynes: Pry... Translation: Hammer a screwdriver into... Haynes: Undo... Translation: Go buy a tin of WD40 (catering size). Haynes: Retain tiny spring... Translation: "Jeez what was that, it nearly had my eye out"! Haynes: Press an…

Hello can someone let me know how easy or hard the hazard test it. scared i might go clicking crazy! Feel confident on the questions! thanks!

I have a 98 535 virago with chrome plugs on the ends of the handlebars.I want to fit suitable heated grips but cant see how to remove the end plugs assuming they are just plugs.Ive tried to unscrew them in both directions & knock them out without at this stage removing the throttle itself.Nobody seems to know how they are fitted in or even if they are just a solid thing part of the throttle,can someone enlighten me so I can seek out the correct type of grips to buy????? bikerbrian

After DirtyDT's extremely poor customer service from Hein Gericke, thats Hein Gericke, I see that there are some other people who are disappointed to have received poor and unhelpfull service from Hein Gericke, Hein Gericke gear is not a cheap low end merchandiser of any sort, their gear is of a very high quality and is reflected in Hein Gerickes pricing strategy, i.e. you get quality at a premium cost from Hein Gericke-try telling that to the staff at Hein Gericke, here's an excerpt from the MCN, thats the Motorcycle news, the Motor Cycle News is a magazine, containing News about Motor Cycles-hence its name Motor Cycle News, or MCN for short, here they posted a let…

Just a quick story of something that frightened the life out of me, I'm on my way home from visiting my Mum down in Portsmouth, and I'm just passing Swindon going down Blunsden hill, it's very steep and if you hit the top at 70+ your doing 90 at the bottom without moving the throttle, I love this hill..! Anyway I have just passed everything in front of me and pulled over to the left when this bike, it was green and black and that's all I know about it and bloody loud to, passes me on the outside, I'm doing 90 and he passed me at well over 140..! Nothing wrong with that I think and must admit had a bit of a grin on my face till I saw a kid about 10 years old on the back ..…

What to do with your recently departed Pet...... http://news.sky.com/home/strange-news/article/16240998

Hello Guys & Girls, just thought I'd say hi and ask how I can put some photo's of my recently purchased 2006 R6 in the gallery. thanks in advance

So I've had this 1979 Yamaha xs750s for awhile and was out riding it 3 days ago I lost all power and even with turning the key have no power to starter I jumped the starter and bike turns over but no fire what could this possibly be thank you for any and all help in advanced.

Hi I'm rebuilding my 82 Yam xj 650 maxim, but struggling to find awkward parts like caliper boots and the main jet needles from the carbs, I have tried companies like Wemoto, M&P parts with no luck, just wondered if anyone out there with a xj 650 where do you get your parts from???. Any help is most welcome Thanks Daz

Regards to all, please help me ... I bought online at https://www.motorcyclehouse.co.uk QUICK DISCONNECT SYSTEM (QDS) for my Midnightstar 950A https://ibb.co/C0fTRCk And received confirmation that the goods were sent ... https://ibb.co/RYnNDgp But I only got nuts and bolts without KDS. https://ibb.co/16QjpFr I sent a request 225773 and got this answer…. https://ibb.co/ThVpBtS But nothing was happening, so I sent in a request number 227358…. https://ibb.co/sFJyqVL. I checked the claim that the QDS were out of stock and received the answer that they had one https://ibb.co/Sy1M44D In the meantime, I o…

i had a 03 r6 idk i dont want to sound stupid but im buying a new one and its a yzfr6 2004 is there a difference between yzfr6 and r6 of the same year?

Cant make me mind up.......what ya reckon??? Should i go back to harleys ( yep sorry i had one, but hey tractors need friends too ) should i buy a Spuzuki or should i get a labotomy???

I have just bought a yamaha RXS 100cc 1990 and the Carburettor over flow pipe is leaking petrol alot when i turn the bike on. should i get a new carb or give it a good clean out? if i need to buy a new one where would i look?? i live in worcestershire and if anyone could help it would be very helpful. i love the bike and want to get it out on the road.

1998 dt125r ok, firstly most important, my damn rear indicators aaaah!!! i had a broken cracked taped up left hand switch gear, with, everything apart from indicators worked with it, i.e both rears would come on and one front one lol, so, i forked out £80, yes £80!!! for a new l/h switch gear, and...suprise, the problem still persists, im thinking, dodgy wiring, but now i fitted new switch, everything workes i.e lights , horn, but, only both back inidcators now, no front ones atall, so if anyones knows of any ideas? great much appreciated, also, looking for a good looking tail tidy for it? any websites/shops you can reccomend, and one final thing, orange fork gaiters…

1998 dt125r ok, firstly most important, my damn rear indicators aaaah!!! i had a broken cracked taped up left hand switch gear, with, everything apart from indicators worked with it, i.e both rears would come on and one front one lol, so, i forked out £80, yes £80!!! for a new l/h switch gear, and...suprise, the problem still persists, im thinking, dodgy wiring, but now i fitted new switch, everything workes i.e lights , horn, but, only both back inidcators now, no front ones atall, so if anyones knows of any ideas? great much appreciated, also, looking for a good looking tail tidy for it? any websites/shops you can reccomend, and one final thing, orange fork gaiters…