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  1. Started by dangod,

    I am starting to build myself a flat tracker, i have a 3en2 fzr400 frame with a 3tj rear shock, i'm not sure what the forks are from because they have 42mm stanchions which aren't standard. Firstly i'm trying to find a bottom yoke to fit, but not knowing what bike their from is proving to be a headache, any help will be greatly received. Secondly does anyone know what engines will fit, i know an fzr600 will but would like to go bigger if poss.

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  2. Started by Ian Jones,

    hi just wondering what is the easiest rear end conversion to make on a fzr 400 88 1wg model. r1 or r6? will either of these bolt directly onto the delta frame? also does anyone know where i can pick up a rear tyre?

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  3. Started by Danny #17,

    hi does any 1 know or can comfirm what the engine number is off a fzr 400 rrsp model i have recently brought a fzr 400 rrsp 3tj model an the engine number is a 1wg can any 1 confirm this is the number or does it have the wrong lump in or has had the casting changed PLZ PLZ PLZ HELP it would be very much appreciated

  4. Started by StuartWags,

    Just got a very standard 1FM import. What is the spec for this engine? My intention is to keep it standard as i expect un modified bikes of this age are now becoming rare in the UK. Are they becoming collectable in the standard condition?

  5. Started by drewpy,

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  6. Started by mervin,

    After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, howis everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It 's these breasts You have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain." And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "sym…

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  7. Started by Noise,

    Well i just heard on the radio that Mr Cameron is going to put out a petition to see who wants to vote Great Britain out of the EU. It will only happen if they get in power and also if the other EU countries agree. Personally, i would def vote us out. We don't use euro's and come off it the way i see it, is that the EU is bringing in all these new laws as if they are the newer Nazi's (but with out all the killing and stuff) they are just trying to take over the world in a political way, In my eyes any way. As always..............................open to discussion, and seeing that its in the "Yamabyss" section you can go all out Also, if we do come out of the…

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  8. Started by SRJ999,

    I got my copy of Motorcycle Racer magazine this weekand read Larry Carter's editorial with interest. Specifically, it referred to the current spate of recently moved-in residents complaining about noisy facilities that were there before they were and wanting them stopped. The article then gave a link to the petition to the PM asking for "Grandfather rights" for such facilities, suggesting that objections be rejected so long as the activity has not increased significantly. The reason I bring it up is because of the threat to racing circuits, which would fall under such proposed protection. Castle Combe is restricted in what it can do, as is Croft, apparently. Lydden Hi…

  9. Started by Noise,

    WOW..............just WOW!!!!!!!! image upload

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  10. Started by drewpy,

    Tampax is bringing out a new tampon. they have replaced the string with a piece of coloured tinsel.... it's being released for the christmas period.

  11. Started by neversaydie,

    Lovely afternoon, bright clear blue sky, very light traffic, riding a bright red cruiser with highly polished and gleaming chrome glinting in the sunlight. 25 to 30 mph, no traffic in front or behind me. Woman driver, single occupant, coming in the opposite direction. Takes up the road position to turn right across me, indicates, looks up the side road she wishes to turn into, and then does so straight in front of me. Volley of verbal abuse and horn as she belateadtly sees me and stops half way through the manouvre, which is worse than not completing it. I don't think high viz/flourescent/flashing light on my head would have made the blindest difference. I …

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  12. Started by Noise,

    We all knew it would happen, but fek me!!! its bagging them fat cats £49m extra and thats only going by if every car sold is in the £15 tax bracket! http://www.confused.com/car-insurance/articles/drivers-losing-millions-of-pounds-a-year-in-ghost-tax?MediaCode=806&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NewsletterMR20150526manual&utm_source=Newsletter20150526

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  13. Started by oldtimer,

    Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however They had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive Pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave That had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she Proceeded to wipe with that. After t…

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  14. Started by Beezkneez,

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  15. Started by drewpy,

    Contrast the way terrorist attacks are handled by eyewitnesses in Glesga compared with the US. America: "Oh my God! there was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life... I thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me" Glasgow: "Cunt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him" America: "I just wanna get home, away from here.. I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die" Glasgow: "Here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a fuckin' plane! Ye get me?" America: "There was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening, I thought I was gonna die" Glas…

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  16. Started by CORRIEBOY,

    I for one hope Andy stuffs Federer for Great Britain after what he said COME ON ANDY MURRAY

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  17. Guest FZ6 GEOFF S2
    Started by Guest FZ6 GEOFF S2,

    The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, Daphne! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?' He demanded. 'Well you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' He immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, Here's 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.' Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee ... Her skirt also flies up to show that she is not wearing any knickers either. 'Jesus, Mary an…

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  18. Guest FZ6 GEOFF S2
    Started by Guest FZ6 GEOFF S2,

    This morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made coffee, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage, loaded my clubs into the car and proceeded to back it out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio for a few minutes and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed and slipped back into the still warm bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation and whispered huskily, 'The weather out there is terrible.' She sleepily replied, 'I know.…

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  19. Started by mervin,

    Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my packed lunch and filled a Thermos, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the back of the Range Rover, let the dog into the backseat,and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing at least 40 knots. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the forecast was bad for the rest of the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out t…

  20. Started by bmwhacker,

    Found a 1978 Yamaha DT250E with 2400 miles. Bike is as new...a small leak at shifter / case seal. $500.00 Don't know much about this model...pass? or not?