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Hi everyone. have just fitted my big bore, was a P.I.T.A getting the exhaust nut off but i managed it in the end by heating it up and then undoing it. now, my main problem is getting the bloody thing back on!, every time i screw it on it just doesnt seem to find the threads, or it will screw on and tighten up, possibly because it is cross-threading, but no matter how much i jiggle it about and redo it i can never get the bastard thing on. i made sure its the right thread and im doing it the right way. but it just wont go! anyone got any suggestions? - Steve

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Please, i can't be the only person in the country who is sick to death of the bass music people are 'playing' these days. A dull repetitive thud that can be heard half a fucking mile away but isn't actually loud. Still bores into your head like the mother in law though. I could clearly hear it over my DT yesterday, and the lads car was a good 50 meters away thud, thud, thuddity thud. Its brain killing. At least black sabbath used words.

Hey peeps, me and my dad recently cleared out all of our old r/c aeroplane gear and ebayed it, one of the items we sold was bought by some bloke in sunderland, i sent him the details e.t.c and he sent a postal order, then over the space of the next 2 days he sent me 6 messages asking where his item was, i dont live at my computer so i didnt read these emails until the third day, but on the night of the second day when i was enjoying a pint down the local with my old man and some friends this utter tosser rings up my old man and starts giving him an earfull about reporting it to ebay and all sorts of shit, my dad didnt really know what to do so gave the phone to me, i th…

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Can any one help, I am trying to find the best place for a new fairing for a thunderace. A 4x4 driver decided to jump the lights and stop when he saw me, into the side thankfully, not fast. Just need to replace the fairing. Michael. P.S. The only place I could find is ebay, ordering from China/HongKong

That's me alright - how many days do we actually get when you are not at work and free to go out for a ride when the weather is good? Photo of a day out last year - Don't like greasy roads, being blinded at night by these new fanged ultra bright lights that they are putting on cars, getting soaked, getting frozen - yes sometimes unavoidable but.... wish we could grab some decent weather

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Ok this is the question. Are fake spark plugs actually bad for your engine? I only ask as I have just bought 4 plugs off of ebay for the FJ, they are normally around the £4/5 mark each but on good old ebay they are selling them (same numbers and size stamped on them) for about £1.75 each, now I have to ask, having looked at the plugs and compared them to a "genuine" one I can't for the life of me see any difference, I know all the stories of sweat shops and bad conditions for the workers and I'm aware that they may not last as long as the originals but I fail to see what if anything they can do to my engine other than go a "SPARKLY BLUE" colour when I apply a current to t…

A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she join…

A man enters a confessional and says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession and I've sinned with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three 'Hail Mary's'." Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have sinned with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'. "The next morning in ch urch, the pries…

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