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In London an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling MP before I die", whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father", replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to The Houses of Parliament and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Brown commented to Darling, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it certainly will help our images a…

I could not believe it when i saw this........ Here.

Look at this, what a load of tat. Someone was flogging this stuff last year for about 15quid and it didn't shift then. If you have even the vaguest idea of how the suspention works on a DT125/75 Or pretty much any 80's trailee)you will know this wont improve the travel. But rushing people 30 odd quid for a couple of bolts and some spacers (plus postage!) you can make in your garage is just rude. As far as the rear shock goes just re drill the mount on the frame cost 0p. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Yamaha-DT175-DT175E-DT125-DT125MX-DT175MX-Jack-up-Kit_W0QQitemZ120528095426QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Motorcycle_Parts?hash=item1c1008c8c2 These profiteering pirates should crawl …

I often look through ebay for parts for my old bike, it F**king stinks how much some greedy speculating B**tards want for stuff, sure ..It WONT sell, but the cheek of it!!!! RIP OFF HERE!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-12923203 Should we have a whip round for a bunch of DAFS for his funeral

Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be almost 130 if he were alive today. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed... He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection. This came to be known as. . ... Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty ---------------------------------------------------- and theres more What's a Catholic Priest and a pint of Guiness got in common? Black coat, white …

A Y-O-C member in the next 2 pics, can you identify the assailant, or the bike-or both ?- a free Selleck Waterfall Sandwich voucher to the winning entrant

Due to budget cuts in the ministry of defence these old birds will shortly become museum exibits so they decided to do a 'fly-by' the prime ministers abode at 10 Downing st, Ladies and Gentlemen The Squadron of the Royal Navy Harrier VTOL jump Jets

Hi there peeps. The day has finally come, i have handed in my notice and in 12 months or so my military career will be at an end, it is with giddy anticipation that i prepare for life 'outside the wire'... So after (what will by then be) 8 years of employment i feel i am no longer gaining the same satisfaction with my job and employer as i once did and the time has come to cut loose Parts of it have been fun, i've been drunk in some weird and wonderful place, and on the flip-side i've found myself in some right utter shit-holes, easy come easy go i suppose. as to what i will do after, who knows?. Something engineering based almost definitely but probab…

I REALLY want to go to India and do this as i see a lot of kiddies with Cerebal Palsy when im out on placement and i think its a really worthwhile cause. However im not sure i could touch the floor on one of these bikes so need to get a sit on one. Does anyone have one or know anyone with one that i could try for size so to speak? http://www.scope.org.uk/adventures/india-nov08.shtml As for raising the 3 grand im hoping that as soon as i know i can ride one of these that i could rope in the local media to drum up some sponsorship - but i need to know i will fit the bike first. thankyou muchly!

As it happened: Rosetta comet landing http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/science-environment-29985988 http://new.livestream.com/esa/cometlanding Amazing stuff. First Pictures are now in.... And Nah Sorry real pics

as we get older and become incontinent this will become an essential accessory http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwQw_lwcRu0

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European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the…

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a car.Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for…

Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A:Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because …

OGOAB told me about em and you lot prob know about these guys already but: WWW.TYTRIALS.CO.UK Sorry don't know how to do the clicky bit but the people on the end of the phone at TYTrials are old school bike nuts they know DT's and TY's backwards and are quite happy to yap on about your bike and what you need. Brilliant like a breath of fresh air. All genuine parts too.

Hi everybody I've recently fitted a full dep pipe on my DTRE 125 2006 model run up to snake pass at weekend to test with a new spark plug in to see condition of plug bike ran ok but I noticed quite a lot of oil coming from tail pipe and splashing my rear fender and number plate .? I haven't re jetted carburetor yet as I was told to run nine first to see condition of plug . Plug looks fine and bike ran reasonably well does anybody know what the oil could be and is this because it's haven't re jetted carburetor.? Any advice would be appreciated . Thanks Karl

Hell all again, just asking how do you feel with your motor cycle/car if you have one make a lot of noise to upset the Neighbours as we have a noisy biker near us and he gets told to f** off by other Neighbours due to his noise of the bike as its disturbing the piece or so they say not by me as I am a biker myself as in profile pic..so any one else have this sort of problem or doing repairs late at night just to annoy them. thanks for replying to my post.