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In all the miles (300,000) I have ridden in the last 2.5 years, Ive seen lots of stupid driving, parking and general chaos. Heres just a peek at what Ive seen in regards to parking..... Firstly..A professional, ahem parks his instructors car on a junction and in a bus stop on a yellow line... Secondly...what happened here....Motorbike bays at an ASDA, but this managed to get between the bollards to prevent cars entering... Ive seen many things, cars parked in the outside lane of the M6, I didnt have time to take photos as I stopped to abuse them and move them on seeing as Id had to filter for 5 miles because they had decided to stop an…

I have a 1977 XS750 and I went to pods as an air flow system last year. I'm putting the stock air box back on and need to know the factory settings for the carb fule flow. Can anyone help me?

The lesser spotted post troll is out of his cages again, this time he seams to be making a real attempt to stire up trouble....

hi everyone. kinda want to get me some cartilage piercings, was thinking maybe a couple of small silver rings in the back of my right ear (in the cartilage) has anyone ever done a D.I.Y Piercing or had a cartilage piercing before?, ive stabbed myself countless times with screwdrivers before and took a chunk out of my hand on a sprocket, so a little prick wouldn't be that hard to do i would think (no jokes please) failing that, an eyebrow stud... to complete the real authentic biker look

A fireman was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red pedal car with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a fireman's helmet. The pedal was being pulled by her dog and her cat. The fireman walked over to take a closer look. "That's is a nice fire engine," he said with admiration. "Thank you," the girl replied. The fireman looked a little closer and noticed the girl had tied the pedal car to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little girl," the fireman said, "I don't want to tell you how to run your appliance, but if you were to tie that r…

hey, sorry this is my first post on this site, but it unfortunately is a desperate one!! i have purchased a Bandit from ebay, problem is while searching for insurance i decided to do a Hpi check on it just to be sure. it came up as being a Cat C write off, presumably its been repaired. my question is, does anyone know how much this would devalue the bike? rough % ? thanks very much for any replys! Marc

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil (this is too cute)!...You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?' When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty!' shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Mary didn't sti…

having like everybody else recieved the census i started to fill it in,one question asks how many cars or vans they have available per household ? no mention of motorcycles why,well according to the department of transport motorcycles dont contribute significantly to traffic or parking congestion. now i know why i prefer a bike to a car.

Hi folks, well this is just me VENTING you understand plus you can learn for my mistake? Ok so been meaning to remove and repaint the centre stand, easy right? So first thing remove the bolts, only one of the bolts is the wrong way in, it should face out not inwards, this way you have to remove the entire exhaust to get one bolt out FFS! No prob just cut the head off and punch it through, out with the grinder and happily whip the head off and you guessed it, wrong frigging end, really must pay more attention when laying on your back in the dark under the bike. Cut the other end off and still wont come out so I have to remove the sodding central suspension linkage and drop…

INSTRUCTIONS: Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes - although I stress some people may see this as "optional"), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among those women, will be at least: a) 0.5 Miss Worlds 2.5 Models c) 463 Wild nymphos d) 3,234 Good-looking nymphos e) 20,198 Who enjoy multiple org * sms f) 40,198 Bi-se * ual women. In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag …

Can anyone tell me if there were any major changes from the 1996 to 1997 virago xv1100 range - thinking of fitting a 97 engine into a 96 frame - any pitfalls? If possible,how do I change registration with DVLA? ... Thanks.

Not sure if a Mr MOD can help but when i go to change my sig in the Edit profile section all of the bits and bobs are blanked out at the top and can only put a crappy grey sig in? Am i doing some thing wrong or is there an issue with this part of the profile bit? Last sig i had, had color and a link but now i cant even do a link??? Much thanks and kisses

HELLO ALL! Recently I embarked on my first attempt to restore a motor vehicle. I bought a 1976 Yamaha Chappy off craigslist.com (a locally oriented trade site) a couple years ago. I rode it hard for about a year. The battery failed, I possibly blew a fuse, the electrics stopped working, something happened to put this beautiful piece of machinery out of business. This is a desparate call for help in a world with too much information for me to find what I need. If anyone knows the whereabouts of a 1976 Chappy manual I could really use it. I've got a passion to know how this thing works but it's quite difficult without the right information. Thank you. Ride on Charlie

Giffgaff.com , anyone tried/using this service ?

Just got a letter today of the district commissioner. I'm going to recieve a Chief scouts commendation for good service to scouting.

> A Texas Chilli Contest - **Note: Please take time to read this slowly. > > > > If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the > > third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in > > Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chilli > > Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major > > portion of the parking lot at the city park. > > > > The notes are from an inexperienced Chilli taster named Frank, who > > was visiting from Canada. Frank: "Recently, I was honoured to be > > selected as a judge at a chilli cook-off. The original pe…

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give upright organ. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing. It take many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it! Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who drives like hell, bound to get there. Man who live in glasshouse should change clothes in basement. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Man who fish in other mans pool may catch crabs.

A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough. > > > >After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and > >two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to look at > >her. > >Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie. > > The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head. > >Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!! > > With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, > >yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her > >arse. > >This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm tha…

A motorcycle cop comes across two bikers. One biker has two fingers up the ass of the other. " What the hell are you doing?" asks the cop " My buddy here's got some food stuck and is choking," says the one biker, "I'm trying to make him sick." "You're meant to stick your fingers down his throat, not up his ass," replies the cop. The first biker says, "Yeah, I know, but you get better results if you stick them up his ass first..."

A motorcycle cop comes across two bikers. One biker has two fingers up the ass of the other. " What the hell are you doing?" asks the cop " My buddy here's got some food stuck and is choking," says the one biker, "I'm trying to make him sick." "You're meant to stick your fingers down his throat, not up his ass," replies the cop. The first biker says, "Yeah, I know, but you get better results if you stick them up his ass first..."