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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. "Kill her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about…

A lady went into a tattooist and said can you tattoo a butterfly on each of my cheeks. The tattooist said. "I'm not very good at butterflies, what about bees? "No" the lady said, "I really do fancy a couple of butterflies tattooed on my buttocks" The tattooist insisted that he really was not very good at doing butterflies but was good at doing bees. In the end the lady gave in and said OK I'll have a bee on each of my buttocks. When she went home that night, in the bedroom she said to her husband, "would you like to see my new tattoos?" "Of course said her husband" So she bent down and removed her draws and directed her buttocks towards her husband. After a whi…

found this on another site. This is a story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and might help to confirm your belief in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot…

In a South American cotton plantation in 1849 there was a rather large very muscular negro slave called James. One day the lady of the house called him over. "James", she said, "Yes ma'am " "James, take off my dress" "Yes ma'am" said James. and he took off her dress. "Now James, take off my stockings. "Yes ma'am" said James. and he took off her stockings. "Now James, take off my brassiere" "Yes ma'am" said James. and he took off her brassiere. "Now James, take off my briefs" "Yes ma'am" said James. and he took off her briefs. "Now James" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Don't ever let me see you wearing my clothes again!

Police in Liverpool have arrested 3 of 4 well known Scouse Islamic terrorists: Bin Snortin, Bin Dealin and Bin Thievin. There was no sign of Bin Workin. :P

A 10 year old boy was going to stay with his grandparents in rural Scotland for the summer holidays. "Right" said mum, "I know what your like, you won't have a shower while your there so I'm going to make sure your clean before you go. Come and get in the shower with me" In the shower the boy noticed her mums pubic hairs. "What's that mum?" A very embarrassed mum replied "That's my rabbet" When the boy came back from his holiday at his grandparents his mum said "I hope you kept clean while you were there, did you have a shower?" To which the boy replied "I certainly did mum, by the way grans got a rabbet as well, but hers has been involved in an accident." "H…

Hey ladies and gents, I used to ride dirt bikes when I was younger, but just recently got my first street bike: a 1983 Yamaha Maxim 400. I found it on craigslist and got it for $950!! It's super clean and runs perfectly. I super excited about finally having a bike and cant wait to get off work everyday just to cruise. Anyway, I saw this forum and thought I might as well join and introduce myself. My name is Brian, but everyone calls me Jonesey(jones-E). I look forward to shooting the sh*t with everyone, and I hope you'll introduce yourself if you are a regular, even if your not... Have a great day and ride safe.

I tried a while ago to get into the Yamaha Club home page and what showed up was an installation page for something called "Joomla!"!!!! What is it? Is it some kind of spam or virus that someone has attached to the site?

I have a 2007 vstar 1100 classic, I installed jordines slip ons and well since I am a guy I took the baffles out at work the other day. well I decided I wanted to put them back in but after looking I noticed that the baffles are two different lengths and I do not know what goes where long one on top or short one on top ? can anybody help me

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SORRY I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY yesterday,i hope you got a big smackeroo off christine , ye old git.

Can I jump my 125 dragstar off a 4litre jeep ? Left my ignition on in my unit now completely dead battery

I've recently bought an 02 R6 with only 3k on the clock, all original and no tell tale signs of excessive hard riding. I have put about 300 miles on it and twice now (only twice) at hard acceleration it has jumped out of gear, part of me feels if there was a problem it would happen far more often another part feels that there must be something wrong. Is it possible for the rider to not quite put it in gear solidly enough so it does jump out at high revs or is it a case of if it's in it's in and shouldn't come out? Any help would be good. Bazza

just deleting some of the shite from my phone thought i would share some of the publishable ones Locals are said to be in a state of shock after police found a stash of guns and drugs behind the Job Centre in Liverpool yesterday.. A spokesman for the City said; "The people of Liverpool had no idea they had a Job Centre". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My mates wife left him last Thursday. Apparently she said she was just popping out for a pint of milk and never came back! I said to him: "How you coping?" He said: "Not too bad, I've been using that powdered stuff!". ---------------------------------------------…

The river is the Maekong, we have a ride list not a club here in Udon Thani, A lot Airforce vets will recongize that name but not the city any longer get out for day rides like this just about once a week. So this is typical door to door day ride. Good friends beautfiul scenery and road that can be fanatastic or true challenges where you dodge everything from pot holes to water buffalos. This is the Issan area next to Lao. Other parts of the country have beach rides or mountains.. No one said I couldn't do it asked

Just thought I should say hello and let you all know I will be popping in every now and then....

Thanks to everyone who has messaged me asking me if im ok/where i am/what im doing etc. Ive been really busy past couple of weeks trying to get my dissertation finished - which is done, and handed in now - yaaaaay! I have exams starting 16th May so im now busy revising. I haven't forgotten you all, but its usual for me to disappear for a couple of weeks around exam and assignment time, but i am absolutely fine Ive also met wonderful man, so am having a great time at the mo Be back with ya soon peeps - love ya all xxxxx

......But I think this Anniversary Edition paint scheme that'll be used this weekend @ Laguna, should be a permanent thing!

Hi everyone , guess what im new to the forum but then youve heard all this before , but here is something new , ive joined because im interested , theres a shock to you all LOL . not because i want to sell something or ask something . im nearly new to biking i ride a suzuki gs500e and i have a yamaha fzr600 genesis as a project bike what i want to know is ,lol just kidding . hope to meet up with some of you guys and gals on some of the events over the years . bye for now

Just got back from a lovely week in the Greek islands. While I was there they gave me one of these to gallop around the island on As you can see I'm wearing all the regulation Greek safety gear so in the event of an accident I'd be completely protected