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Courtesy of MotoGP.com MotoGP World Champion Valentino Rossi had the opportunity to display his sheer speed on four-wheels in last weekend’s Monza Rally Show in Italy, as he teamed-up with Carlo Cassina to compete on a Subaru Impreza WRC prepared by Prodrive. The Doctor took second overall in the main event, as he was beaten by just 5.6s by Italian veteran Dindo Capello, but he shone in the final showdown which saw the drivers going head-to-head on a 1,500m gymkhana set in the main straight of the Monza circuit. Valentino Rossi has successively beaten Felice Re and Rinaldo Capello to qualify for the finale, which saw him face former WRC Champion Colin McRae…

Hi i am looking for a job within the motorcycle industry and have been buying/repairing and selling motorbikes as a hobby for the last 15 years and would like to turn this into a full time career move if possible, anything considered within a 15-20 mile radius of J29 of the M1 motorway. Many thanks.

How'do all i have a 1987 Yamaha RD125 LC in current restoration.. im not restoring it to its normal standard.. im getting M.O.T and TAX then im gonna streetfight it.. at the moment im in need of a new tyre, battery and locks & Ignition. once i have these its ready for M.O.T... heres a couple of pics kiers

Hello everyone. Can I start a discussion/ argument/ fact finding tour on the Tmax as im a returning biker from the late 60s early 70s (yu Know tribsas /goldies and other things that leaked oil all over me parents drive) and apart from pure facts which are very useful always finds the real stuff comes from people that ride the new beasts. Thanks guys and dont spare the horses .

Hey guys, does anyone know if car insurance companies will except no claims earned on a motorcycle? I've heard that some place will allow it but can't remeber the source. It only seems fair as you are more likely to have an accident on a bike. Cheers Robbie

Hi Guys and Gals This is my 1st post as im very new to biking at the ageof 33!! you know how it goes, ill do my test this year and it goes on and on then finally get round to do your test, anyway I aint the samllest of people but I find that if there is a hint of a strongish wind it feels like the bike is going to go from under me. Sometimes the bike slides sideways, and can frighten the shite out of ya, Am I doing something wrong? I ride a TDM 850 Thanks

its completeley airbrushed in and lacquered its sad but quite amusing it wins alot of the scooter rallies its a mildly tuned 125 that does abot 75 mph and the orange one (used to be mine) now freds (my step dads) work bike his vespas stay in the kitchen his is a 180 cc and is highly tuned and hes had just over 100 mph out of it its lethal im sure pete will love mums bike lol

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Went out of the bike today after the wife and kids popped out so hey a couple of hours playing i thought.Well was out for 3 hours nearly just riding around no place to go and started to head home when out of nowhere the blue lights start flashing behind me. 1.Number plate to small 2.Race can exhaust 3.Hence the above then tells me i have no insaurance 4.Overtaking move(well the car moved and i over took nothing wrong i thought apparently i was abit quick passed the speed limit for the road i was on 40mph easy done i think but hey) Shit im in trouble help me lord i thought but he was ok as he was a biker aswell and said ill just put down about the plate but i h…

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Good morning guys, It was the first time I had luggage on the back of my bike yesterday, I strapped a Holdall bag to the back seat as I was going to football after work. When I was getting off the bike, I nearly dropped my baby as my leg got caught when getting off. The bike was banked over like over 50 degrees and I thought it was gunna drop! Proper caked myself but luckily, I managed to hold it up! It's amazing how much grip (Even in the wet as it was raining) the tires have when banked over that much at stand still! I guess I should have put the stand down before getting off, but the DAS course which I was only on about 3-4 weeks ago teach you to always …

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Need help Any of you R6 owners experienced problems maintaining a constant speed,eg 60mph ? My bike seems to spike/surge when i try to, it seems to me as if its missing but have just had a service and the bike dealer said its common with the R6. The bike is very smooth when accelerating but maintaing a constant is impossible without power surges, any suggestions would be f*@king brilliant!!!

well for the past 2 weeks i've been commuting by bike again. that cb55o i mentioned.....well i bought it. tax and mot'd. 1978, standard apart from motad exhaust and hagon shocks. lovely old bike to ride and i'm glad to be back on 2 wheels. even if it is a gay honda

not a bad race in the end! for saying donington is quite a slow track with barely any places to have the bike flat out. Rossi managed a very good 2nd place. but i have to say DANI PEDROSA what a guy!! set the lap record many times and at one point had a 6.8 second lead over the person in second!! Incredible. i can only find one fault with the man, and thats the fact that he doesn't f**king well smile!!!! you just won a race by miles, smile!! Rossi comes into the winners paddock thing and does a burnout resulting in a dohnut!! hahaha!! then says to suzzy perry (sexy presenter for us britts!) when asked "was it a good race?" he replies "fuck yeah!". opps! npo swear bleeper …

Yuck......!!! Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?" His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!" For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appea…

My friend drives a Toyota Supra that just recently did the quarter mile in 13 seconds. Can my 1989 yamaha radian 600cc beat that? Would it be close? Anyone know what a 1989 radian can do on the quarter mile? Any quick tweaks I can do before the race to give me that extra edge?

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