jimmy

In todays Politically correct world, this has to be the quote of the year, or any other year dt says the way you jump around is like a retard in a room full of bouncey balls,oo look there's one oh a blue one no a red one, I like yellow???

Some form of job satisfaction is essential mate, well done

My 2 favourite spirits mate

Most probably, but I couldn't be arsed hunting for it, and it passed the DDT scrutineering

He may well have done, but my answer would have been the same

Welcome to the nuthouse mate

Wrap it in a blanket and put it in the tumble drier........

....quickly turns off webcam.......

Prior to stopping you he would have carried out a pnc check using your registration. If he had entered the wrong details then it would have shown up as something completely different, so would have asked a lot of questions there, therefore I would assume that his book will have the correct details Back in 1981 my mate and I got stopped on his bike. He had bought his bike brand new, but the shop had provided the wrong number on the reg plate, so when we got stopped it came up as a volkswagen van (coincidentally, it was a stolen van) and me and my mate got detained back at the nick until the whole thing was settled.

You mean you cant I had edited a post a wee while ago and was then told I had edited it. I just assumed (and you know what they say about assuming) that the mods could tell, oh well back to unfettered editing

Sorry mate, I thought you had already paid. Well you have the option to go to court with it, but as I've said when the cop presents his evidence he will give the correct details, and the ticket will not form part of his evidence. However it's your money, so your decision

Instead of nuts and bolts, I prefer a length of chain that way its easier to remove. Not tried it myself but I've read of folks recommending flat cola. Fill the tank with cheap supermarket cola, leave for a day or so then rinse. As I say not tried it myself edited to add an n (since I found out the mods can tell if you've edited a post)

If it was a fixed penalty, as far as I remember (haven't done one in years) the only thing that may void it it the court code. The cop will have noted the correct registration in his notebook and if he carried out a PNC check then the details will be there as well. The FP notice is just a chance for you to avoid court and if it went to court any mistake will have been rectified beforehand. As you have paid it anyway, it does not matter

I'd best man up or I'll be getting bitch slapped by Batman

Haha A few years ago I suffered a family bereavement and on my return to work I was sent to the 'head' doctor to assess my fitness to carry firearms. At one stage he says 'you carry firearms on your boat, have you ever thought of harming yourself' My reply to this 'oh the list is long before I get to my own name'.... He saw the funny side and I was passed fit

Noise Looking at your pics that was always going to happen. As long as you and Betty are ok, no harm done

Welcome to the nuthouse mate

Having missed it last year and reading all the craic I would have liked to have made it this time, unfortunately just looked at my work planner and I an am working that weekend so ho hum.

Yip, just clicked on a button and was duly ridiculed

Mrs Jimmy back in 83 and last year

DirectGov shows it as First registered on 19-03-'58. 500cc & maroon Tax due to expire

Over here, it was told that it was the two fingers (a finger either side of the arrow fletches) and that was how the V sign came about

Thats what I was hoping for mate, so get posting all you auld gits. I missed Burns Night, Nightshift

Looking through some old pics last night, excuse the quality but I don't have a scanner First up, my eldest back in 2000 Then last year on his 19th birthday finally me back in '83 when I was 19

Great looking bike mate