jimmy

Wow, thats an assault on the senses My mate had one and I good use of it, Rose tinted specs and all that, I thought it a great bike. I would bring it back to real colours

It was Christmas Day in the workhouse, The season of good cheer, The paupers hearts were merry, And their bellies full of beer. Up spoke the workhouse master As he strode about the halls, "A Merry Christmas paupers" And the paupers answered "Balls!" This angered the workhouse master, And he swore by all the gods They'd get no Christmas pudding, The dirty rotten sods. Then up stood a hard old pauper, A veteran of Khyber Pass; "You can take your Christmas pudding, And stuff it up your arse!"

Merry Christmas one and all

Well thats 35 seconds of my life I'll never get back.

What the video didn't show was the caption 'shortly after switching off the camera, the attendant got out the car and kicked the fuck right out the auld cnut*' * Pardon the language

Congrats matey, well done

Where's the vid....We want to hear it!!!!!!!!!!!!

drool, drool, drool

Cheers oj We tend to help the newbies on here, not rag them......That comes later

When picking up the balaclava buy one of the wee wiper type things that fit over one of your glove fingers. Great for clearing the visor, or maybe some rain-ex

I've booked myself off from 20th to the 3rd January. First time in 25yrs in the job I've had chrimbo and new year off......unfortunately the good lady has to work 12hr earlies on xmas day

Why not indeed matey, excellent looking bike and a great thread to follow

Good on you matey, PMA

in here

Welcome to the forum mate. Great intro, others can learn from you. Mind if you need any help just ask

Marathon

See Beefs' thread, "willing To Help" thats pinned at the top of The Bar section

If you're thinking Triumph, and thinking retro, go for the T100 Bonneville, 07 and earlier are carb models, and tons of custom / bobber parts around

I hope you told your Insurance company

Top of the League matey, and as your mob won't be going up, we'll see you next year

You don't want to know my thoughts...even the guy that did my psychometric testing got freaked out

'Borrowed' from another site. https://www.flickr.com/photos/bcgreeneiv/sets/72157600755463552/page4/

I was shown on my recruits course back in 1989 but never has a need to use it so was soon forgotten dt I dont know if they were, cos nobody gave me a price, but didnt matter as my mate got in, in jig time with no cost and no damage

Kind off related, but a few years ago, away on a rugby trip I lost my car keys and didnt have a spare set. I couldn't order a new key as the code card was inside the car (organised, me I am) and no-one would try to open the car ( You cant get into cars nowadays mate, the security is massive, was the common reply). Anyway, after trying all the 'legit' garages, I gave my mate a call and when I met him at the rugby club, he opened the door in about 3 seconds flat. I retrieved the card and asked him if he could lock the door................"I don't do locking" was his reply. We all need mates like that eh