up.yours

trust me ? he won't be back round here for a long time...

well i hadn't locked the car up the night before. but that was a good thing under the circumstance , because if it were locked he would have done the lock or busted the window it cost £98 last time. then, i would have been furious . it was done on my way out, not on my way back . fortunately for me all the witnesses were tucked up in bed .

omg lol that was sooooooo funny. i would have to go back,, but with the dogs.

oh , the best part was ? he landed on his shoulder blades in a pile of horse shit from yesterday . that was left behind my car.

cheers chaps im so glad you see it from my point of view rather than the goody two shoe brigade . all im going to add , is that" he" also wont be speaking to the cops not for a while anyway

i went shooting this morning , and caught a thieving low life red handed in my car. iv'e always said in the past what i would do if i ever caught one in the act and today was that day; the police were not involved ..

hey ? im dead good at it me.

where's this topic heading ,, hmm i wonder.

oh ? put that inter their put this inter that, yes she's a right royal pain in't arse.

yes , a bloody work course. fix this mend that do the bloody garden ,walk the dogs take me here take me their

and before anyone says boo hoo they arn't legal , i asked a traffic cop to take a look and he didn't see a problem with them. mine are the 3D ones. with a boarder. neither did my CID next door neighbor .

1 go on fleabay 2 enter "motorcycle number plate. 3 enter cheapest to dearest ( well thats what i do) 4 make your own plate from the options ,on my car i have a bull terrier logo on the right hand side and where you have the garage name at the bottom i have entered "up yours ". and i have been assured these are legal , they passed the last two mot's anyway. on my bike number plate i just have" smoking "at the bottom.

can i join in oh yes ? it's a hose tail connector im smart me

thats exactly how i feel after a weekend with the wife

sorry jayson , it was meant in a sympathetic way. it must have been soul destroying for you all.

don't think about it to much carl , it'l fly by. allow plenty of tea breaks along the way to break the journey down . google yourself a map with places of interest along the rout.

yea, so did my mrs.

are thing of taking this up paul

it's an xs i'l still bring the rope.

that old arm of yours still playing up jay. think of yamahead ,,, it will put things into prospective....

funky ? or fuckin ? . never mind i'l bring a rope ... i'l end up hanging myself riding that slow.. but then again do you remember the guy with that little eighty thingumy , he gave me a run for my money on it.

what a bag of shite that fuckin xs is if your going early sat morning il meat up with you , and follow you back sunday morn matey.

for a big tough guy (me i mean) this broke me down and left me speach less. my heart is with you bro... good luck and best wishes with your recovery...

may i warn you , that TIMSONS won't cut an after market blank for you.