Alex

Holy Soap Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. " Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap. Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, Then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs,then yells. "Holy Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!"

Hi John, I cant remember what exactly they had, give Steve from Keys Yamaha a call on 01903 236842.

Think ive seen the same pics in a breakers

Or NO DANGLY Bits!!!

Thats one clean FZ, and welcome by the way

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Well im one of 7 thought that was bad enough!

Jeez

Yeah saw the Butt probe one the other day... couldnt believe it was printed!

Thinking of the Fizzy... my local yamaha dealer still has brand new boxed parts They were found in there warehouse when they moved

Havent heard one mentioned before mate

Yeah they had the road legal ones over here, they were called a CRM... saw one recently for sale with super moto rims, at £3500 just way too much but could be seriously tempted if it was half that price

If only i had one Think theres quite a few on here

No probs let us know how you get on

Well thats when you know you had a good time

Hmm i dont remember there being a spring on there Just pretend that there is and you wont have a problem

Sounds like the cable needs tightening on the servo under the tank. Take the side cover of the exup valve and check that this isnt coming loose too.

Yep all so true...

Whats up with the old one? can it not be repaired?

Hope it was better than his first attempt of rally driving

sooo bad its histerical

Prince of Persia shit i remember having that on my 286!!!!

Yeah have a good one you ba$tard!

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