DirtyDT

Slackening the fork bolts and re-tightening is a good idea - If you know what you are doing. I dropped one of my bikes and it pulled violently after than when I braked. I slackened and tightened the fork bolt and it was fine.

True. Assuming the the other driver had insurance and if the driver didn't hit the bike and drive off etc. It happens all the time. I heard a crunch once and looking out the window saw a driver reverse over my RD and then drive off. By the time I got out of the house they were gone and I got no details.

I don't agree with the sabotage thing but some people just need a bitch slap.

The battery sounds like the alternator. Timing could do the rest. Also check the thermostat.

I thought I kept seeing a great DT riding away from my house before I got home. It all makes sense now

It could be true but "could" is a big word. A lot depends on what the damage is and where it is. It needs to be checked professionally to make sure it is safe. It could be that the forks are bent or out of alignment or the yokes are bent. It could be a lot of things so it is important that if you want to ride it, it is checked over. I guess you are not fully comp insurance.

I have just had a look there. It looks like they were joining and begging for members Here. Scary avatar though from their Admin.

The older bikes did not have 17 digits. Have a look for the first 3 digits Here. You could post the first 3 digits and you would get a reply from someone on the forum. If you have a number plate you could use a vehicle history check company like Here If you do not have the number plate you could as these people to age it Here or post a picture. Welcome By the way.

Isn't that how you get warts and fleshy things to drop off.

I never got asked so they must know what they are doing

I would rather you didn't give me one. I will take a few. A little batter and deep fried, they will do nicely thanks!

I haven't but I have heard that a McDonalds straw down the eye helps

Maybe she was gargling toothpaste? I have suffered a lot from shriveling recently.

Ditto. Excellent

What if.........what if.............what if you enjoy it. Oh sh*t I am going to have nightmares now.

No need to shout Darryl!

OK but I don't want anyone to gargle the mixture

When I cook a souffle I can't get it to stay up. What am I doing wrong?

Never has a truer phrase been said.

Who said that slap stick has died? Mind you what would it be worth as a claim for a broken collar bone because you were dropped from a stretcher - Especially in the US? He would have enough cash now to buy a "love you long time" Thai bride, a nice bike............err and a garage to work on it.

A good price I would say. I think most parts are changeable but there are a lot more qualified people on here than me.

The search function has never sucked me!

What is said: "Hi Mike, sorry be back later on, Cheryl Cole is on the TV for an hour" What is meant: My other half has told me I must watch the X Factor with her..............Or else!!!

Me...... Police Five, Watchdog and UK Cops Frontline Britan. Miss Bolton 2000? Come on Goff, let us all know why!!!

Is the part Here? I would always jump start a bike in second gear. Find neutral and then click the gear lever up once.