barkwindjammer

congratulations der big fella to you and Aoife, so if my arithmetic is correct, and it usually isn't then the 'wee one' will be due around Mayo ? all the very best to ye both

Thats sh$t news Pat cos I know you had damp dreams about this steed, like OG says "there will be more" ok, granted not as clean as this, with one owner, very low mileage, that candy red paint-like those satin undies from Anne Summers 'wild Autumn bonfire' range, the brand new tyres, brake pads and fluid, front stainless radiator cover, the 'Dr Bike heated grips, the water from Lourdes in the cooling system, the aftermarket 'Ultimus' immobiliser and electric death anti theiving cnut alarm system, and not forgetting the 'bliss under-cracker' heated seat with 'gonad-gel' technology just bide yer time m8y, the good lady will be pleased at you not emptying the bank just before Christmas too-just mope around like a lost pup over the festive season and bask in the sympathy

Bejaysus I didn't know Fr Seamus O'Tearaway had a Fazer Pat

Hi and Welcome to the 'ward' Jack, great first posting and a real good find you have there, a few XS owners on here, is that pwonounced Bwooklyn ? Jim

Please use the small box on the back of this page to make a sketch of the incident

I'd say £1300 tops as long as it has docs V5, old MOT's, invoices/receipts for consumables/parts etc,

nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana this is a friendly site with friendly people, lots of experience and know how, not a bunch of snobs, or a clique, or exclusive membership (thats an option that will cost you £10 for 3 years-you cant get that at Asda), it is an unspoken custom and good (free) manners to introduce yourself, this applies in any walk of life-superheroes included poor intro m8

Welcome to the 'ward' Jimbo, very impressive first post might I add, great bunch on this here forum m8-some of the comments you will have to take with a pinch of tablets, having said that, I forgot what I was talking about,,,,, oh yeah,, Welcome to the 'ward' Jimbo, very impressive first post might I add, great bunch on this here forum m8-some of the comments you will have to take with a pinch of tablets, having said that, I forgot what I was talking about nice wee bike the YBR, have you ordered your club patch ? Jim

Ahem, I've seen you on the dance floor your honour-bustin some toes !

I E-mailed the 'hairy-bikers' on a mercy mission Drew, they are obviously well busy as I only got a reply back today from their management team "Thank you Barky for your enquiry on a possible 'new addition' for the show, however, although we're sure of Drews culinary abilities with bacon sarnies, pomme frites a la condiments, and toffee apples, we feel that he wouldn't fit with the 'requirements' as hinted at in the title of the show". I did get a response from this guy saying "yes, I'll give him a go " http://www.rivercottage.net/recipes/eggy-bready-apple-pudding/

Thin pair of socks, plastic carrier bags over them, they allow you to move your toes and cost nothing tight Scotchgit from Scotchland

Not another Y-O-C knighthood is it Sir Blackie we have to call him now ? great pics Dave, looks like ye's had the weather too, its snowing up here, I hope Sir Blackie remembered his 'bear-suit'

Great pics Goff, and congratulations http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Evillaugh.ogg where's the 'garter shot' ?

WOTCHOO OAN ABAAATT ? would you 'Adam an Eve it', 'your 'avin a Turkish bath m8, here's two 'sparras' doin the proverbial 'Lambeth' innit

click on his photo library and videos-"crazy some bitch" as they say in the States the video link is at the bottom of the page, just leave it and let it run itself

Seriously tho' good to see you guys doing something for the children down your way-a very worthwhile and noble clause cause, makes you stop and think dont it. Brings a tear to a wood eye. And hats off to Kev for donning the santa suit-or is that the real santa ? OMG ! Kev you might have put some tinsel round Pauls specs and 'glammed' him up a bit well done guys

:lol: Give over, course its im, likes his boys in uniform, ah said ee likes them in uniform like

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She's stark staring bonkers sign her up for the Y-O-C

With some music

Hey Mike try reading it in the stylee of an old 'Pathe news reel' PMSL

Woof ! :lol:

Welcome to the nuthouse Mike fill yer boots http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Yamaha-XJ600S-pre-Div-J-reg-engine-fair-cond-/320612503177?pt=UK_Motorcycle_Parts&hash=item4aa5fe8e89 just keep plodding away on fleabay and you'll get there

You'll blend in here just fine then, take a ticket and wait for the nice nurse to come along and administer your meds

Are you mentally bonkers ?