barkwindjammer

whiskey

Hi Mike, sorry be back later on, Cheryl Cole is on the TV for an hour

You have PM

K, am ar

Before Boto fucket take it down and keep it all to themselves-postered up in their 'milking shed' Sorry...for the next 2 days I won't be able to take my e-mails... A friend is painting the ceilings in my house. * * * I was asked to hold the ladder You know me. I'm always there to help

A cat funt, yesterday

Hoo me?, not on your Nelly

if you've got that far m8-from the top end-you dont need to get the bottom drain screws out

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool! 9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

the clicking is the cam lobes striking the shims,they all sound like this, there is no tappets, the noise from the clutch is what they all sound like-its the drive pin which turns the oil pump (theres a fix for this), and no you shouldnt hear noise from the headers/downpipes-could be your gaskets are blowing, fix the blowing exhaust then just get out and enjoy/ignore the ticking/grumbling

My apologies DDT, I realise you still hold to the 'old-skool' practice of adorning a 'shell-suit' Disclaimer the descriptions used do not relate or portray any real life 'characters' any likeness is purely coincidental and is not the express observations of any person or persons within the YOC forum, no yobs were harmed during this experiment, and although detained in the rear of a transit van purely for scrutineering purposes and reporting, the yobs were granted statutory visiting rights by their parents or guardians-all of whom declined the opportunity to grin mockingly at their captive offspring.

Yes, I'd stick to wandering this of course requires the 'proper' equipment Fake Burberry cap (pointing sky-ward) Greased down fringe (preferably tastefully dyed yellowy/nicotine blonde) Jeans hanging off your arse (with the wank stains still on) Bottle of 'Blue Wicked' (or equivelant anti-freeze mixture) A joint A gormless expression And a 'penchente' for shouting 'well 'ard' phrases (like-"your jaws gettin ripped")

Ding Dong !

We get that 'Church-hip-hop-brigade' every sunday at fekkin 9.00am precisely

Translated for any of our American/Eyetalian/oirish compadres-thats "Moyder"

Hi Bat and welcome to the Asylum Forum , the nice nurse will be along shortly to administer your meds

You'd drop that in the car park Drewpy

mmmm, thats tasteless, more seasoning me thinks

Best bet is to register with 'Boto-Fucket' which is an online photo Album, an dont worry-if your a miserably tight cnut like me???,,,,its FREE, after that PM (personal message) Mervin easy

HOW MUCH !!!, what a forkin rip off give it a couple of months m8y, Wild Foamy and JimR will build you one for £300,000.00 And paint it a decent colour

Dave, apart from bits of tin-foil and string you found out in the desert-you also found other stuff your not telling us about, didnt you !

that puts even more of a slant on the topic