wild foamy

So he entered your private land, caused damage to your posessions, and then attempted to make off from the scene of an accident?, regardless of wether or not you dragged him back, he still attempted to leave the scene. keep ona t the civvie coppers to do something about it, take it as far as you can on your insurance (bike insurance often includes legal cover)

Im groundcrew dumbass, we play with manly things, like torque wrenches and 4" AF spanners and stuff

You're not my type Noise, i've heard what you pongos get up to in the field...

I have all the parts i need now apart from some new tyres! . Headlight mount, top yoke (cheers tommy!), battery, lenses, ace bars and fibreglass kit are here, can get those yokes/bars on sunday night and start fibreglassing my tail piece, then mount the headlight and clocks on monday, move all the electrical stuff and hopefully get it running by the end of the week

at the very minimum a mobile phone, breakdown cover and a mars bar to keep your blood sugar and energy up whilst your waiting, if you have space you can take a tubeless repair kit with C02 bottle inflators, even if its just a temporary measure to get you back to civilisation

Wait, I thought I was the YOC resident perv? Behave Noise!

Havent heard from JimR in a while either :/

But let me guess, they still cant afford to fix the potholes in hungerford?... Ive heard you can claim for suspension and wheel damage due to potholes, wonder how they would respond if i sent them the bill for rebuilding a set of fireblade forks?...

its been a good bike that blade, but its not practical for doing 140 miles on a motorway to get home, need something with a bit more seat on it and something that does more than 25 to the gallon (if im being good, 15-20 if im not)

No, it just gives me a dead arse after riding 2 hours on the motorway... i may aswell be gay and get a dead arse without having to pay for the petrol

I'll give you a clue, it isnt a cager pulling out from the sidestreet... WARNING, CONTAINS SWEARING

Foamys top tip #73: If you piss in your leathers, its like having your own central-heating.

gonna have to close this months votes next friday (21st) and start the May thread in order to get them all done in time for printing, so get those votes in peeps!

Well peeps, the new buyer came to collect the Mong today. As a last leaving gift, the little f*cker decided not to use its headlight, however the new buyer was understanding of these older bikes and their "quirks" (he's a classic mini owner aswell, so that explains it) and into the back of the little van it went off to a new home It may have been a little shitbox compared to the blade, but it was my little shitbox for a brief while, made me feel a little bit sad when it left , maybe i am just getting too attached to my bikes? not sure if anyone else gets this. but anyway, onwards and upwards with the cafe racer project, need it ready for squires

Fucking hell, a bit of rough play is always good, but not to that extent!

Well peeps, i cannot justify £2000 to insure this car, thats 4 times what its worth!. Ive sorted out the little imperfections that it had, repaired the water leak, fixed the rust on the roof, made the stereo work e.t.c, just needs an MOT and its good to go, bye bye Mitsy LINKY LINKY

looks like i will be going back to the cage for the next 11 months then

Try it, what's the worst that could happen?

In no order, but i feel reflecting the variation of taste Foo Fighters - Long road to ruin Guns and roses - Sweet child of mine Moby - Flower Gorillaz - El Manana Escape the fate - You're insane Dont expect you old folks to know half of those...

the journey is just beginning for you keep the rubber side down and keep smiling at the cagers stuck in traffic

You and me both bud, fancy buying a few of mine? plenty to choose from. As for the upgrade, dont forget that with a bigger top end you've got a lot more whirling gear going on inside that engine, the SR top ends werent exactly known for being strong either, other than that i can only suggest crank balancing, and strengthen/upgrade anything upwards from that, also be prepaired for it to fail at some point as im not aware of anybody here doing that mod, but if/when you do run into problems make a project thread!

So does that mean that those of you who don't own a Honda are gay? Tbh it wouldn't be the first time I've been surrounded by fags... There are some bars in london that you just don't go into...

Did you hear about the thief that police caught stealing car batteries?... he got charged Police also caught a man trying to steal fireworks by eating them... they let him off

Two nuns are driving down a road one day when all of a sudden the Devil jumps out in front of them. "Oh my goodness, quick sister mary!, get out and show him you're cross!". shouts sister Agnes "Alright" says sister Mary as she gets out of the car and runs up to the devil and smacks him on the nose "Piss of you nasty old sod!"

Pah, who needs safe jokes?, just as a bit of a guideline blank out the c-bomb,