mervin

Well if this guy is right foamy you are up shit creek without a paddle, but what about an A frame ? like you see on camper vans , may mean you gota make some brackets to attach it to the mini but must be legit that last bit about tachographs is wrong if you are more than 15 miles from base now i think , I definetly know they come under tacho rules after a certain distance after speaking to a wrecker driver last year

As up yours says bulbs can fail at any time, just tell it has just gone, it was fine when you checked before leaving home ,

Foamy they give you a quote first mate , suck it and see

Just get one of those companies that transport cars around to do it like shipley by the time you pay £125 for the dolly and the extra fuel you will have to use i reckon it will not cost much more, and no worries about things going tits up

The ban motorbikes was most probably the ex head of the north wales police who was trying to ban all bikes on weekends , because it disturbed his boating( the noise if bikes that is) , i basically sent him and email asking for boats to banned as well because of looneys an jetski,s and speedboats, and pointed out to him we are not all speed crazed power rangers etc , never got a reply though

anyone that wants to ban strokers should be sentenced to death in a 2 stroke smoke chamber, without any cassy r either

TWATS

What about the rest of that lot Jimmy ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ive got a welsh mate and I asked him how many girlfriends he'd had. He counted up to ten then fell asleep.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- the ones Jimmy missed for the rest of ya Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' ___________________________________________ A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come from?' The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, cause I still have mine.' ___________________________________________ 'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife £475 a week,' 'That's very fair, your honour,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few quid myself.' ___________________________________________ A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, 'I don't like the look of your wife at all.' 'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.' ___________________________________________ An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.' __________________________________________ A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City ?' The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up. ___________________________________________ Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez. 'How was he killed?' asked one detective. 'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied. 'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?' 'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.' ___________________________________________ Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.' Joe: 'Really?' Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.' ___________________________________________ A man is recovering from surgery when the Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. 'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,' he answered. 'What did he say,' asked the nurse. 'Oops!' ___________________________________________ While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?' 'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.' He's still in intensive care.

BEWARE text checker does not check for outstanding finance, I know this is true because I bought a fiesta van in may, got it locallyprivate sale, I HPI,d it and it came out with outstanding finance, the guy had only had it a short time and it was not big enough for what he wanted and he had bought a berlingo , and seemed honest and straight enough, so I phoned him and asked if he knew this , he nearly dropped the phone , He said he had text checked it and it came back ok , then said just a minute i still have the text, checked it and sure enough nothing about outstanding finance, or finance at all, this was on a bank holiday monday , so 9 am tuesday morning i phoned black horse finance, they said no it is clear as far as we are concerned, they contacted HPI and cleared it then, a hour later i had a email from HPI saying it was now clear

I went out with a bird from braunton for a while , she had a few loose screws i tell ya, but at least they are not far from Marine base chivenor and Atturm Instow they specialise in amphibious vehicles

I just went to the fridge and found some salad dressing with expiry date of 21/12/2012 . . . . I think it's Mayanaise

8mm across flats is 5mm dia 10mm across flats is 6mm diameter 13mm across flats is 8mm diameter or 12 mm across flats on jap bikes 17mm across flats is 10mm diameter or14 mm across flats on jap bikes 19mm across flats is 12mm diameter

you could do worse than http://www.mrmegapack.co.uk/ I am not sure what you want but Andy may know

remove battery holder it is attached to that , much easier than removing the oil tank

the bike is most probably a Ural /Cossack (USSR BMW) or a BMW looking at the cylinders

My view is if it fails after the rebuild it is going to be a bigger expense to sort it later, replace when it is in bits.

Nope tis an F2 , 26000 on the clock and looks like it never been apart he reckons, someone on the Honda trailie forum was selling it. he got it £950 in reasonable nick, he has pulled it apart had frame etc coated and engine is stripped gonna have crank rebuilt and rebored while he is at it

I love my TDR paid £800 for it a few years back with mot in need of TLC, My son is restoring a RD350F valvie at the moment

I remember that one when it was doctor finlays case book Dr Finlay will you remove my Dress Aye Janet etc etc

Photobucket album http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/nivrem/Quay%20Oct%202012/ Stu Roberts "why is there petrol pissing out everywhere"? Tony Bracey ," I am sure it was there before i went up the hill " "Dad I think i have housemaids knee now " Did they ever come in pink? I used to have one like that !! How many ?

Sorry Drewps missed that some how yup camping for visitors £5 booking form http://www.japfest.net/camping.html

Foams mate and anyone else interested here is a link to the photbucket album from the 2 days last october, A ride out onto dartmoor with Mart 13, Lilo (his missus) EDRFranklin (AKA MR Wiringwizard) and meself , also ,Hartland quay hilclimb , the full quality pic is in there or is you, prefer another use that http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/nivrem/Quay%20Oct%202012/

NWS http://youtu.be/yJynygnjMC0 http://youtu.be/YQH19o5w44M