mervin

Nowt wrong with Bude ,( that an atom bomb would not sort out ) I live not to far from there, and went to school there, Nice pics, looks like a good trip there bippo , blue hills has a good reputation for being biker freindly

A poor lad came off his moped outside my house today. Before long there was a huge crowd gathered around him so I rushed out and pushed my way to the front shouting "get out of my way!" One women shrieked at me " why - are you a doctor?" "No" I replied "he has my pizza" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- paddy pulls up at the traffic lights next to a stunning bird paddy smiles at her and winds his window down she smiles back and winds her window down paddy says "have you just farted as well"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kfhfxNIMJjA

hmm that does not bode well , is that the correct Gen yam sprocket for the bike.I know on the africa twin hondas some people have had problems with aftermarket sprockets being too loose and have worn the splines so badly they have needed to replace the shaft

Absolutely disgusting behaviour I saw on the beach earlier. I was on the seafront and saw a man and a woman having an almighty argument in front of loads of kids, suddenly the woman smacked the guy in the head and it all kicked off. There was a massive brawl and someone called the police. This poor copper turned up on his own and took his baton to the man, the guy managed to snatch it off him and began assaulting the copper AND his wife! Then out of nowhere a crocodile crept up and stole all the sausages !!

that is a c/d brake caliper i assume forks are as well, 34mm is c/d 35mm is e/f

I cannae be arsed to write all this out so look at this site, but if your license is only provisional you maybe only able to ride a 125 with l plates on http://www.ukcisa.org.uk/student/info_sheets/driving.php#mopeds

Yes you bid you buy but the fuckwits at ebay are toothless tigers if you win summat and the fuckwit selling decides it has bot made enough money and will not let you have it, I won a car fair and square once, put in my bid in the last few seconds, asked when i could come and fetch it , just to be told it was already sold to someone else, they had been cancelling bids because it was sold but di not have time to cancel mine, so i told them sory you better get it back pronto it is mine now, after 2 or 3 mails threatning them with breach of contract etc they said om you can have it but they wanted £1500 more than the finish price , told them no the auction was binding etc, reported the to ebay just to be told that there was nothing they would do , so i pointed out there rules and was told they are worthless, they would send a warning to the seller and that was all, goofbid has loads of useful tolls for free , snioer, wrong spellin g search , etc etc http://www.goofbid.com/

I will help him with that

Oh and if you want a rare as rocking horse pooh mod that will lighten the bike and look better look for a set of spoke wheels , those allys weigh a bloody ton

There is summat about em, i cannot explain it , the TDR250 is quicker and handles better, the Z 650 is easier to ride no so much gear changing, but the RD,s are summat else, the 250 is slightly buzzier than the 400, and engine parts are more plentiful, resto with the 250 motor for now and watch for a 400 one, you wil need the correct rear mounting brackets the 400 engine they are different to the 250, the 400 engine is rubber mounted,

You wil need a complete 400 lump mate, crankcases are different , stroke is longer, 400 barrels do not go on a 250 bottom end , but if you can find a decent set of older 350 barrels that is feasible, take a look at the Project X 350 conversion on the RD forum

D ya ken waht these girls are singin aboot

See if you can find other customers that have dealt with them and ask tghem how it works and if they have had any problems , see if they have a reputation for failing MOTS and recommending more work tyhan rerally neccesary bewing done on services , if not go for it and look after them dealers like this need to be encouraged

just edit the post and delete the link

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to xxxx your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?" He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..." Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "xxxx me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

How do you turn a Duck into a soul singer Stick it in a microwave until its Bill Withers ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Duck walks into a bar and says the barman: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, this is a pub. We have bitter, stout, lager and mild but we don't sell bread." Duck blinks and looks at him and says: "Got any bread?" Barman sighs and says: "Listen, this a pub. We have wine and spirits and cider and alcopops but we don't have any bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman yells: "If you ask me if we have any bread one more time I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar." Duck swallows hard and says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No!" Duck says: "Got any bread?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 ducks walk into a bar, 2 take a seat at the bar whilst the 3rd stands at the end, they order 3 beers, which the barman serves them. As it's fairly quiet and the barman, who has never had 3 ducks in his bar before decides to have a chat... Barman to 1st duck - " hello whats your name" 1st duck - " Huey" Barman - " and hows your day been then Huey?" 1st Duck - " brilliant thanks, been in and out of puddles all day - its been great!" Barman to 2nd Duck - " hello whats your name?" 2nd Duck - "Luey" Barman - " and hows your day been?" 2nd Duck - " Brilliant - I've also been in and out of Puddles all day as well" Barman goes up to 3rd duck stood at the end of the bar Barman - " huey, Luey... Ah you must be Duey?" 3rd Duck - " no - I'm Puddles , and dont even ask how my day has been" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The barman says: "Where'd you get the pig." The woman says: "That's not a pig, that's a duck." The Barman says: "I was talking to the duck." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A duck walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Pint of bitter and a ham sandwich, please." The barman, amazed, exclaims: "Wow! You can talk!" The duck looks annoyed and says: "Listen, I'm on my lunch break, so could you hurry it up?" The barman pours the beer and then brings over the sandwich to where the duck is sitting, at a small table by the window. He says: "So you're on your lunch break. Do you work around here?" To which the duck replies: "Yeah, I work at the new building site up the street. I'm doing all the plastering on the new high rise." For the next couple of weeks, the duck continues to pop into the bar for lunch. One day, the circus rolls into town and the ring master comes into the bar. The barman tells him about the talking duck and the ring master gives his business card, asking the barman to get the duck give him a call. When the duck comes into the bar, the barman makes the sandwich, pours the beer and, as he's setting them on the table in front of the duck, he mentions: "I know some place where you could work. Would you be interested in something like that?" The duck looks up and says: "Well, yes, I'm always looking for a good job", to which the barman exclaims: "Its with the circus. What do you think of that?" A very concerned and discerning expression crosses the duck's face, and the duck slowly asks: "You mean the circus that keeps all of the animals in cages?" The barman says: "Yes." The duck says: "The circus where everybody caravans around from city to city, performing in tents for people?" The barman slowly nods "Yes." Then the duck raises an eyebrow and, leaning closer to glare straight into the barman's face, he asks: "What in the world would they want with a plasterer?"

An intro would have been nice in the intros section, anyway enough people will be along in a minute to say more no doubt, I have no knowledge of the fazer, but make sure the indy is earthing properly , as for manual do a google search, and you may well find a genuine manual, it will be better than the haynes, and the copyright law tends to stop people reproducing the haynes ones, you could always seach evilbay for a secondhand haynes if you are desperate

Not sure Dougie lampkin would want em on his bike , and they would be a bit of a pain on motocrosser, and you would have the piss ripped outof you by the power rangers if you put em on your R1

watch the lights and blip the throttle , ready to take off like a scalded cat as soon as they are amber green

Well foams you may have heard of these young upstarts the manic street preachers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3SWiFOZb4c http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcSjCDxoBPY

are you on facebookbikers by any chance Loneranger?