mervin

you do realise sraight line is about the best option for the rubber framed wobblesaki, they are not keen on corners

the cost of living Owing the price of batteries, my wife has started having sex with me again

1L9 i thinks is XS400 rd400 late model calipers sngle piston pivoting caliper and not as good as the ealry twin piston one

where are you too in cornwall ????? Keep your eye on these sites, they are all south west based bike sites/forums south west bikers First and last mcc Ride out south west

Well the resident idiot dating officer on the RD forum can tell you nothing more than your yamaha letter, i would have thought the letter from the manufacturer you have would be sufficient proof of age, Merv

Aaah the benefit of wisdom An Old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance... Never really wanted to." A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector --not wanting to get a toe blown off-- started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's arse?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... But... I've always wanted to." There are a few lessons for us all here: · Never be arrogant. · Don't waste ammunition. · Whisky makes you think you're smarter than you are. · Always, always make sure you know who has the power. · Don't mess with old men, they didn't get old by being stupid. I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you

The Gardners will be digging tomorrow

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-12923203 Should we have a whip round for a bunch of DAFS for his funeral

difficult too tell what does the frame number start with ???

flowery helmet with twin airfunbags

The eyties has a well deserved reputation for crap electrics/instruments until ducrapi went some way too improving things with the darmah this is nice looking as well

Lovely looking motorsickle, but it is italian seventies, the electrics will be crap,

Nope File 13 is just a trash can mate room 101 is far worse

I may not be the sharpest knife in the box but you where making out as a spammer and we are getting a bit pissed off with em here you are quite welcome to stay, and if you have useful knowledge on questions asked here sensible input will be welcome,and feel freeto ask if you need to know summat, Oh and TBH we post vids of music etc we like, everyone is not the same, it would be a bloody boring world if we where, so dont take it too personally constructive criticism is always welcome Merv oh my version of that is because i am the meanest son of a bitch that ever walked in that velly

They would be even rarer if I found em, they would be destined for room 101

He was not much of a biker methinks I shall not miss him an we will nominate OGOB for a medal in Alex,s birthday honours list for getting rid of him

good riddance. dont slam the door on the way out

90/90/18 front and 110/80/18 rear Bridgestone BT45 etc or 300/18 350/18 Dunlop K82, etc

or this one Haynes sex manual Ideal gift for any doggers you know

AN IRISH GHOST STORY This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.[ If you beleive that you will beleive anyhing] ~~~~~~~~~~~~ John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door.... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on. The car started moving slowly.. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had. A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying... and wasn't drunk. Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John , were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other.... Look Paddy....there's that fooking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!'

Not knowing chuf all about R1,s apart from they are a plastic rocket I cannot give ya specific help but it sounds like an earth or wiring fault too me, look behind the fairing at the wiring check to see if there are any wires that have rubbed together and are shorting across each other, look to see if there are any wires broken or disconnected anywhere Merv

ROYAL WEDDING MUG ??? spot the mistake ???!!!!

Pods can cause all sort of problems the metal end caps start waves in th filter and stuff things up big time, go with foam ended filters if you wanna go with pods or a drop in K&N if they do one for your bike, best bet though is too leave your airbox.

Order direct but they oill be cheaper on AMazon Or Deej was the sales rep there until recnetly when he set this up Pit-bikers I tried to set up discounts for this club but they will not do ut anymore, after a chat with Deej it appears that you can get em on amazon etc cheaper than their discount prices, Merv