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mervin

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  1. Wetwang
  2. mervin replied to paul g's topic in Yamaha Workshop
    Good that you got it out but using a drill bit as a drift rings alarm bells they tend to splinter and shatter flying everywhere Please get yourself a proper drift or even a old bolt to hit with a hammer
  3. thunder clap
  4. did you get his number , report him, if you spot it parked in a quiet place get a can of expanding builders foam and fill his exhaust Merv
  5. mervin posted a topic in Yamabyss
    I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn't contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out: "Here love, I'll change gear for you". --------------------------------------------------------- Andy Murray is to be sponsored by 'Pritt Stick'. Great on paper. sh*t on any other surface --------------------------------------------------------- I came home from work and my wife said, "I washed your England shirt for you today." I said, "What England shirt?" She said, "The red one that was in the frame on the wall. Whoever Bobby Moore is, tell him to stop drawing all over your clothes." ------------------------------------------------------- My wife told me that she's getting fed up of my boring facts. "I find them very interesting," I said. "Well, who gives a flying f**k?" She said angrily. "Dragonflies," I replied. -------------------------------------------------------- I've just been hacking into Sony. My PS3 kept crashing so I put my f**king axe through it. --------------------------------------------------------- I see Sting is fronting the new campaign to de-criminalise the possession of drugs... Strange really, you'd think he'd want to see more people with police records. -------------------------------------------------------- I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, "That's just spam." ------------------------------------------------------- Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer? Max Factor should make condoms.
  6. どのような性交することになってということです 我々はオートバイに、この多くの設計に乗ると、ビルド
  7. mervin replied to drewpy's topic in Video Section
    WTF Drewps i am beginning to worry about you :lol:
  8. kettle
  9. I can see the point in strawberry flavoured condoms Merv
  10. I did the same with my RD400 i found a little clip thingy that i can clip it too the bars Merv
  11. Umm when buying a bike I would not be too worried about mileage too start with, you could get a bike that has done 3000 miles in the hands of a numpty that has not looked after it, and another that has done 20.000 and been cared for immaculately i know which one i would buy,
  12. 55p and a turnip
  13. mervin replied to Airhead's topic in The Bar
    The Mr Megapack website
  14. Cornish Rattler (google it )
  15. Thank F**k it,s
  16. mervin posted a topic in General
    Stolen from Newton abbot south devon last night/this morning kwak belonging too Freeze from south west bikers
  17. 1 mervyn laxon Rag Bag Rovers 424 2 chris hague R6 jockys 396 3 Simon Dillon Iyam infront of you 361 4 jason wildman Folorn hope 354 5 mervin horswill mervs marvels 313 6 Neal Williams Woodys Winners yeah right.. 296 7 Mark Parkinson Parkey5 274
  18. i would be a little careful when altering suspension height, the bike is shaft drive so changing that too much may louse that up, Take the seat to a good upholsterer they should be able too take a chunk out of it for ya Merv
  19. mervin replied to paul g's topic in Yamaha Workshop
    Heat gun and heat the hub would be my first stop, do not heat the race, next option maybe too get a small grinding wheel on a dremel and carefully try and cut a section out of it
  20. a teaspoon of castrol R inj the tank that is what you need in any bike
  21. mervin replied to desmoduke's topic in Classics
    you could try Al at YDS parts
  22. result
  23. Happy Birthday Drewps have a good day mate Merv