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mervin

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  1. Good that you got it out but using a drill bit as a drift rings alarm bells they tend to splinter and shatter flying everywhere Please get yourself a proper drift or even a old bolt to hit with a hammer
  2. did you get his number , report him, if you spot it parked in a quiet place get a can of expanding builders foam and fill his exhaust Merv
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    I sat there with a smile on my face as my girlfriend wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it. An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around. I couldn't contain myself when she started using two hands, so I eventually laughed out: "Here love, I'll change gear for you". --------------------------------------------------------- Andy Murray is to be sponsored by 'Pritt Stick'. Great on paper. sh*t on any other surface --------------------------------------------------------- I came home from work and my wife said, "I washed your England shirt for you today." I said, "What England shirt?" She said, "The red one that was in the frame on the wall. Whoever Bobby Moore is, tell him to stop drawing all over your clothes." ------------------------------------------------------- My wife told me that she's getting fed up of my boring facts. "I find them very interesting," I said. "Well, who gives a flying f**k?" She said angrily. "Dragonflies," I replied. -------------------------------------------------------- I've just been hacking into Sony. My PS3 kept crashing so I put my f**king axe through it. --------------------------------------------------------- I see Sting is fronting the new campaign to de-criminalise the possession of drugs... Strange really, you'd think he'd want to see more people with police records. -------------------------------------------------------- I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, "That's just spam." ------------------------------------------------------- Max Factor mascara makes eyelashes appear three times longer? Max Factor should make condoms.
  4. どのような性交することになってということです 我々はオートバイに、この多くの設計に乗ると、ビルド
  5. WTF Drewps i am beginning to worry about you :lol:
  6. I can see the point in strawberry flavoured condoms Merv
  7. I did the same with my RD400 i found a little clip thingy that i can clip it too the bars Merv
  8. Umm when buying a bike I would not be too worried about mileage too start with, you could get a bike that has done 3000 miles in the hands of a numpty that has not looked after it, and another that has done 20.000 and been cared for immaculately i know which one i would buy,
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    Mr Megapack

    The Mr Megapack website
  10. Cornish Rattler (google it )
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    stolen kawasaki

    Stolen from Newton abbot south devon last night/this morning kwak belonging too Freeze from south west bikers
  12. 1 mervyn laxon Rag Bag Rovers 424 2 chris hague R6 jockys 396 3 Simon Dillon Iyam infront of you 361 4 jason wildman Folorn hope 354 5 mervin horswill mervs marvels 313 6 Neal Williams Woodys Winners yeah right.. 296 7 Mark Parkinson Parkey5 274
  13. i would be a little careful when altering suspension height, the bike is shaft drive so changing that too much may louse that up, Take the seat to a good upholsterer they should be able too take a chunk out of it for ya Merv
  14. Heat gun and heat the hub would be my first stop, do not heat the race, next option maybe too get a small grinding wheel on a dremel and carefully try and cut a section out of it
  15. a teaspoon of castrol R inj the tank that is what you need in any bike
  16. you could try Al at YDS parts
  17. Happy Birthday Drewps have a good day mate Merv
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