The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a
beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the
big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched up his gun belt, and said, "I do,
why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you'd
like
to know that your horse is about dead out there!" The Lone Ranger and
Tonto rushed outside, and sure enough, Silver was ready to die from heat
exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got water for the horse, and soon Silver
was
starting to
feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run
around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him
feel
better.
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe", and took off running in circles around
Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned
to the bar to finish his drink. A few minutes later, another cowboy
struts
into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him
this time?"
The cowboy looks him in the eye and says . .
I JUST LOVE THIS . .
Nothin', but you left your Injun running".