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I just read this on facebook , it has a kinda link to this forum in that it is a members husband that wrote it The dvla took my van away. ..but not before I spent an hour loading it with all the crap from my garden.....enjoy Wankers. ..especially the huge bag of dog poo on the drivers seat. ..

Works ok on the TDR with the standard master cylinder

http://youtu.be/TbDB_g5BCeA

that looks a lot like the original TDR caliper did a blue spot minus pads but with all pins springs etc is 755 grams and should go straight on there

Dave is a member of the Aircooled rd forum

Do they have blue or gold spot calipers from the R1 etc fitted they are 100 m spacing , if yo wanna know the weight of 1 i can weigh on for ya , i have on e on the TDR

Nice one Grouch

Just seen this on faceache . Scott with his Dad and Grandson

these are more reliable foamy

Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103 .5 on FM dial in Indiana, who were sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won. Read his letter below... ~Hi Sue, Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose,which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi. Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it, however, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my ass. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he,along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say, I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't s**t for two days because my ass was swollen shut. So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass. Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.' Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day? May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day! !!!!

Tis Paul Dawkins , but thats beside the point , have a look here http://www.aircooledrdclub.com/smf/index.php?board=42.0 the answers to most questions will be there

I wonder if i would be allowed to take my gun and shoot a wild haggis or two

A Bikers Story A biker is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has seen the whole scene, and addressing the biker, says, " Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life. " "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right. " "Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's papers will have this on the first page. What motorcycle do you ride? "A Harley Davidson." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the first page: BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

When i was in Poland , and had my Harley with me , i was often troubled by the fact that my mates looked cooler and faster than me due to all the squashed flies on their visors and headlights... Even at full speed on my Harley i was not able to keep up with the flies , let alone hit them , so i came up with a cool idea... I collected all the dead flies from the windowsill in my farm , then after giving my headlight and visor a coat of clear glue i then sprinkled on the dead flies... It worked , i was soon as cool as all the others... Try this handy tip yourself...

All i have seen is this at the moment My new throttle arm replacement....

someone has just been told by granbys they have gone up from £95 to £236 overnight , if you spot one at the old price maybe worth grabbin it

Shiiite of the first order, but still better than one direction , will young, and Dross, and all those TVprogram produced wankers

just to add another pic of Lisa, busy building her bike

that theory does not work , the model no etc makes a diference, I:E RD 250 and 400 exhausts are diffferent, numbers are 1A0 -47210 - 00 then RD400 are 1A3-47210-00

Yes saw him in the local pub down here in devon back in the seventies

no spam mate bledy good app

Looks like we will be getting the first Bionic Yamahead

Suzi Suzuki she is foams