mervin

foamy get to halfords buy a new single speed bicycle , not to much to go wrong on them

send it to those cunts in parliament

Why is Christmas like a day at work? Because you do all the work and some fat bastard in a suit gets all the credit!

mu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAnggBw9IuU

aye and yer vehicles are fucked to :spin2: :spin2:

Last night my wife sent me a text, saying she was in casualty. So when I got home I watched all 50 minutes of it, and never once saw her in it, the lying cow...... She still hasn't come home yet and I'm starving....!!!!

and all those pissportant over paid wanker judges they cal the shots , if they lined al those against the wall and shot em along woth celberity chefs , Except for Keith Floyd ( he is already dead ) the TV may improve

The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A2 in Kent recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by cars. The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck"

I have used them in the past, most of their stuff is avalable via uk dealers now though, but they suplly good quality stuff,

passing your motorcycle test prepares you for the road like shagging in the back of a transit van prepares you for married life" Barry Sheene

An Emergency Call Centre worker in London has been dismissed from her job, much to the dismay of colleagues, who are reportedly unhappy with her treatment. It seems that a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, .... "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to come so I can finally meet Allah." Apparently "remain calm and stay on the line" was not considered to be an appropriate or correct response...

My missus wanted breakfast in bed , I sorted it for her

My nan called at her local MPs house and knocked on the door and he answered it. "Can I come in?" She asked, " Have you got a problem?" He replied, "I'm fucking freezing, and you are the only person I know who can afford to have your heating on," she said to him.

no recalls for YBR125,s in that time , this is the VOSA list , i get it emailed every month , and just about every month there is a ducati recall , http://www.dft.gov.uk/vosa/apps/recalls/

good to hear you are ok there , and all the good advice that has been handed out here does not ned repeating , i have one of tose cruise control things won it in a competiion , used it once and took it off and hung it up in the shed , it was a nuisance more then anything ,i just got thicker more rubbery grips , they tend to stick to your gloves a little more and you can relax a bit , but when you let go the throttle snaps shut as it should ,

Why is it then when ever anyone gets an engine problem on here some bright spark always says 'Shit in the carbs'. This is not only a stupid thing to do but it is also very difficult and can be quite dangerous. I tried it once, a long time ago when I had a little 50cc moped. I burned my bum on the exhaust, caught my manly bits on the kick start and twisted my back. So think on fellow bikers before attempting such a complicated operation. Shit in the carbs is not usually a good way to make your bike run better.

well send round to us mate we will make sure she is ok for ya

warm it with a heat gun as well

Congrats to her Jimmy ,

I reckon the police would have done an eye check at the scene

Jeez Ttasky , lucky you are not injured more , all the best mate

if that is a standard ally wheel i would say you are about at the limit, fitting between the forks will be close at that , thet are only designed for 90/90/18 really