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Notched up my first 100 miles today! And got my first official biker nod on the road :-D

The Pope and Margaret Thatcher are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The ex-PM and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, Maggie says to the Pope, "did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every Conservative in the crowd go wild?" He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Conservative in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive, but did you know that, with just one little wave of my hand, I can make every person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice." Thatcher seriously doubts this and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me." So the Pope punched her

Took my theory test this morning, and passed!! One step closer to getting my full license... Not sure when I'm booking my lessons yet, need to do a little more saving - but it'll be soon hopefully!

DT It was, but it was before the pre60 regs came in. I went to the DVLA office in Glasgow with the dating cert, pics of my bike (including close ups of engine and frame nos) as well as library pics of the model. Filled in the SORN dec and got a call later that day arranging a visit to the VOSA depot. The vosa guy was reasonably knowledgeable and friendly enough. 10 mins later I was told I would be issued with the age plate

For years, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the bollocks, or giving birth. So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year after a couple's first child, a woman will say, "Let's have another baby." But I challenge you to find a man who, one year on, will turn to his mate and say, "Tell you what, Dave... Kick me in the bollocks again."

Yeah it does, we don't auctully have the cash and its with money we raised doing mots and repairs and work on bikes as we are open to public

This is my TR1 at the Ace on Yamaha day.

Hi Steve welcome to the YOC, lots of nutters on here you should fit right in!!

Hi Steve, welcome from me, also in the south east region

Hey Steve, welcome!

Hi Steve. Welcome aboard! Start up a project thread to share your restoration with us if you like.

Hi Steve and welcome I'm just outside of Brighton with plenty of free advice and help if needed is it 2 bikes you have? 175mx in your profile, 250MX in your intro.

Greetings Steve yeah the weather isnt permitting very much at all this year so far!