Mallory1 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 What came first, Chicken or the egg?? And the real brain teaser, how does a woman's mind work? clouds have tons of water in them, how do they stay up?? A woman's mind working ..... Now that really made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 A woman's mind working ..... Now that really made me laugh That's a bit unfair - women can use their mind in extraordinary ways. My wife for example has an amazing ability to do this thing called 'multi tasking'. She is able to cook a full Sunday roast with everything ready at the right time, prepare and act on a list of chores that HAVE to be done that morning (list includes dusting, polishing, vacuuming, washing up, using the washing machine etc., although obviously not in that order because she says not) and all whilst moaning that the 'fucking fairies' have gone on strike!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 What came first, Chicken or the egg?? And the real brain teaser, how does a woman's mind work? clouds have tons of water in them, how do they stay up?? So the chicken and the egg were in bed, having a post coital cigarette. The chicken states "well that answers that question then"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy xs Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 my question is this! why does my pee smell like sugar puffs ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 my question is this! why does my pee smell like sugar puffs ? At the risk of sounding serious are you diabetic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 A woman's mind working ..... Now that really made me laugh A five year study by Edinburgh University recently came up with the answer to "What makes a woman Happy" Fuck all they say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 3) global warming is causing the ice caps to melt, forcing colder waters southward, hence crappy, extreme weather fronts Ha You're not buying into that shit are you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewElvisFan Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 Ha You're not buying into that shit are you Fuck no - the climate has been changing up and and down for the last 150 million years at least. Although industry attributes approx 1% to warming (of which only 5% is down to transport). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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