jimmy Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 T'was my daughter, sarah's, 13th birthday today, last night she had a party and today she wanted to go a run on the bike. So me, sarah, my eldest son and his pal set off for Inveraray, stopping at the Rest and Be Thankful Then onto Inverary for fish and chips and home where I had a few beers and a fire oh and an Axe and finally (thank fek you say), check on the birthday girl who is fast asleep See Bips, you're not the only Triumph Gal on t'forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bippo Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 That is so cool Jimmy, what a Dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Airhead Posted May 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 26, 2013 Yeah what a fantastic day, nice one Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted May 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 26, 2013 Briiliant Jimmy loks like you all had a great time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted May 26, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 26, 2013 looked a great one, saw the Axe and beer and thought Oh Oh, heeeeres Daddy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obriens65 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 That looked like a great Birthday treat. I have a thirteen year old daughter who is in love with One Direction too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallory1 Posted May 28, 2013 Share Posted May 28, 2013 1 of my 4 hamsters is a 13 yr old girl. How touching to see them still fall asleep with a cuddly toy ... Brings a lump to ones throat. Well done that Dad. Time well invested. Some useful advice .... 10 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up. Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter’s body, I will remove them. Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don’t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist. Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you. Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is “early” Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don’t you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car? Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: - Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. - Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. - Places where there is darkness. - Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. - Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat. - Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. - Hockey games are okay. - Old folks homes are better. Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me. Rule Ten: Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy outside of Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car-there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face at the window is mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy xs Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 looks like the perfect day jimmy, seem's like yesterday my little angle was that age, she'll be 30 years old in august!! wow that that make's me feel old great pics bye the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noise Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Mallory cheers for that rule book! will be using that when my daughter is old enough. tho i have told my wife that my little girl is not dating until she is 35. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallory1 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Mallory cheers for that rule book! will be using that when my daughter is old enough. tho i have told my wife that my little girl is not dating until she is 35. I'm sure that was a typo Noise ...... No doubt you meant 53. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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