Tommy xs Posted May 18, 2013 Share Posted May 18, 2013 two old dears walk into a biker's bar, the barman said "we only serve men in here!" first old girl say's "good we'll have one each". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator drewpy Posted May 19, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 19, 2013 i'll get me coat..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator mervin Posted May 19, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 19, 2013 I think Tommys coat left before him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommy xs Posted May 19, 2013 Author Share Posted May 19, 2013 it has been known ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator DirtyDT Posted May 20, 2013 Moderator Share Posted May 20, 2013 A few years ago the local Women's organised some short talks in the church hall. One week, Hertz Van Rental, a Dutch ex world war two fighter pilot was booked. After the obligatory tea and buns he started his talk. "Good afternoon ladies". "Von day I was flying my spitfire and looked out and saw three fokkers................" At this, a loud gasp went up from some of the old dears, two fainted and there was pandamonium. The vicar quickly got up on the stage and said "Ladies, ladies. The speaker wasn't swearing. The Fokker is the name of a German aircraft manufacturer, so please let him continue". The speaker continued "..............................."as I was saying, I looked out of the cockpit and saw three fokkers, all in Stukas, were alongside me............." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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