Posted May 18, 201311 yr two old dears walk into a biker's bar, the barman said "we only serve men in here!" first old girl say's "good we'll have one each".
May 20, 201311 yr Moderator A few years ago the local Women's organised some short talks in the church hall. One week, Hertz Van Rental, a Dutch ex world war two fighter pilot was booked. After the obligatory tea and buns he started his talk. "Good afternoon ladies". "Von day I was flying my spitfire and looked out and saw three fokkers................" At this, a loud gasp went up from some of the old dears, two fainted and there was pandamonium. The vicar quickly got up on the stage and said "Ladies, ladies. The speaker wasn't swearing. The Fokker is the name of a German aircraft manufacturer, so please let him continue". The speaker continued "..............................."as I was saying, I looked out of the cockpit and saw three fokkers, all in Stukas, were alongside me............."
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